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Commander / EDH Counterspell Discard Exile Forcefeed Pillow Fort Spellslinger Stax Wheels WUB (Esper)

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Removal (20)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Despark
• 1x Destroy Evil
• 1x Dire Tactics
• 1x Epic Downfall
• 1x Fateful Absence
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Flay Essence
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Heartless Act
• 1x Infernal Grasp
• 1x Mire in Misery
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Revoke Existence
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Ultimate Price
• 1x Vanishing Verse
• 1x Walk the Plank

One-Time Draw (6)

• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Prosperity
• 1x Secret Rendezvous
• 1x Vision Skeins
• 1x Wizard Class
• 1x Words of Wisdom

Board Wipe (5)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Damn
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Heliod's Intervention
• 1x Wrath of God

Lands (33)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 7x Island
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 7x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Counterspells (7)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Deprive
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Render Silent

Artifacts (5)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Renegade Map
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel

Protective Enchantments (5)

• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Sphere of Safety

Commander (1)

"You're an Asshole" (9)

• 1x Echo of Eons
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Forced Fruition
• 1x Identity Crisis
• 1x Kaya's Guile
• 1x Lethal Vapors
• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Stasis
• 1x Ward of Bones

Draw Engines (7)

• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Font of Mythos
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Kami of the Crescent Moon
• 1x Otherworld Atlas
• 1x Temple Bell

Tutors (2)

• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Idyllic Tutor

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Other (11)

• 1x Defabricate
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Final Payment
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Hero's Demise
• 1x Mind Over Matter
• 1x Mortify
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Time Wipe
• 1x Tragic Slip

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This is an evil deck for losing friends. The gimmick is twofold:

1. Make everyone at the table draw tons of cards while casting tons of removal spells, as well as having a few board wipes. Solitary Confinement basically forever.
   
   

2. Forcefully draw out everyone's deck while exiling their stuff with your ~16 exile cards + Leyline of the Void. Then, once libraries start getting low, reset with Echo of Eons + Elixir of Immortality, making the game last as long as possible until their decks are useless wet noodles and they either scoop, or lose.
   

Quick play guide

• Mulligan for at least 2 non-duplicate lands. It should carry itself from there.
• Ideally, you should aim to remove permanents that uncap players hand-size with like Reliquary Tower & Thought Vessel with cards like Heliod's Intervention, and Field of Ruin.
• Protect your card-drawing engines with Arcane Sanctum and Hall of Heliod's Generosity. Tutor them with Expedition Map.
• Tutors should be used to bring out card-draw, preferably Otherworld Atlas (Protect it at all costs).
• Since everyone is going to be drawing a lot, save your counterspells for when someone inevitably gets their infinite/winning combo.

Notable interactions

• Leyline of the Void + Monomania
• Chromatic Lantern + Stasis

Date added	3 years
Last updated	1 year
Key combos	Chromatic Lantern + Stasis Leyline of the Void + Monomania
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.72
Tokens	Clue, Spirit 1/1 WB