PRESIDENT MELIRA TRUMP IS AVOIDING ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ENTER YOUR COUNTRY AND STEALING JOB OPPORTUNITIES FROM TRUE AMERICANS, with the cooperation of Prime Minister Torment.
THAT'S HOW THESE TWO ROLL:
Everlasting Torment
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Melira, Sylvok Outcast
- These two work hard avoiding opponents' immigrants entering the job market and ruining your economy.
- Your citizens will be happy af because they can't get -1/-1 counters in their economy. YOU MUST PROTECT THE PEOPLE GOODS, SO THEY CAN SATISFY THEIR CONSUMERISM THIRST.
- This will affect your opponents' economy and you will be attacking them accusing them of terrorism. REMEMBER: EVERY IMMGIRANT IS A POTENTIAL TERRORIST.
- Also, Melira will build a wall between you and your opponent and your opponent is going to pay for it.
OH NO! ARE YOU LOSING ADVANTAGE ON THE POLLS??
Evolution Charm and Reviving Melody are the hitmen you are looking for to make some under-the-table business to lift up dem lost points on the polls
Reviving Melody can push some contacts to revive both President Melira and Prime Minister for their politic graveryard. It's like your re-election saving card!
DEM CITIZENS:
Tatterkite - The FBI: Annoying Hillary's plans by opening an investigation for those disgraceful e-mails
Rakdos Cackler
- Undecided voters. Still waiting to take a side
CAN'T TOUCH THEM
Vexing Devil - The super-soldiers this country needs. Devastating T1 drop.
Spike Weaver - Defense Minister. Prevents combat casualties.
Shambling Goblin
- Trump's redneck voters that allow them to annoy your opponents' creatures.
Core Prowler, Contagion Clasp, Contagion Engine, Grim Affliction
Volt Charge
and Tezzeret's Gambit - Take down those immigrants proliferating their sickness among them. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN FOR GOD'S SAKE.
Pyromancer Ascension - Don't run out of strategies. Keep proliferating and damaging immgirants for stealing our jobs.
Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker - Don't know why this is here. Just like those annoying e-mails that cause to open a case about.
HELP ME WIN THE ELECTIONS! YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU! VOTE FOR ME! THE CHANGE IS CLOSER THAN YOU THINK!
Note: This is just a PARODY. I'm not against or in favor of Republicans or Democrats. I'm not even a United States citizen. I did this only for the laughs. If you get offended, there are other decks you can visit. Thank for understanding this.
