Ms. Steal Your Bitch (Cooties, Re-Vamped)

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Bracket 2 Deathtouch Theft Vampires

Radiolarian

Land (37)

• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Cabal Stronghold
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Foreboding Ruins
• 1x Geothermal Bog
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Memorial to Folly
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 11x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Artifact (13)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Cursed Mirror
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Helm of Possession
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Rakdos Cluestone
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Sorcery (19)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Bloody Betrayal
• 1x Bone Shards
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Claim the Firstborn
• 1x Demonic Counsel
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Harness by Force
• 1x Heartless Conscription
• 1x Hijack
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Mob Rule
• 1x New Blood
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Ritual of the Machine
• 1x Seize the Spotlight
• 1x Thoughtseize

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Braids's Frightful Return
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Molten Echoes
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rune of Mortality

Instant (4)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Return the Favor
• 1x Village Rites
• 1x You Find Some Prisoners

Commander (1)

Creature (18)

• 1x Author of Shadows
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Coffin Queen
• 1x Dark Impostor
• 1x Kinzu of the Bleak Coven
• 1x Master of Dark Rites
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Nightmare Shepherd
• 1x Nine-Lives Familiar
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Rakdos, the Muscle
• 1x Scorched Rusalka
• 1x Soul Collector
• 1x Vampire Hexmage
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord

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Sorcery (10)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Behold the Beyond
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Choice of Damnations
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 3x Nightmare Incursion
• 1x Shackles of Treachery
• 1x Tyrannize

Creature (3)

• 1x Bloodflow Connoisseur
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Doomed Necromancer

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Unhallowed Pact

Instant (3)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Chef's Kiss
• 1x Tragic Slip

Artifact (1)

• 1x Puppet Strings

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With some help from friends (and Tappedout, and EDHREC, and Scryfall, and etc…) I put together a decently functioning Olivia black/red theft/death touch deck! The primary goal of this deck is theft, the most common of which will be stealing and sac’ing your opponent’s creatures, with a small smattering of self sac to keep the peace.

Once you have enough set up to put Olivia on the field (a decent mana base and some protection) you can either start permanently stealing or sniping creatures by giving her death touch.

I’m leaning into the vampiric thralldom/hypnotism gimmick for flavor, even if it’s kind of shooting me in the leg a bit— Please let me know if you have any suggestions for how I can improve this deck!

Edit: this deck list is going to be constantly changing and shifting as I figure out how to best lock down what it does— right now it is very theft/sac focused with a touch of death touch and bit of vampire flair!

Edit edit: Sorry vampires, but there are better ways to do what you do. A lot of vampires have been taken out to better optimize what this deck does best, but they Might come back… someday….

Top Ranked	Achieved #8 position overall 3 weeks ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Bracket 1 1 month ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Flying 3 weeks ago
Date added	1 month
Last updated	5 days
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.97
Tokens	Blood, Copy Clone, Morph 2/2 C, Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Snake 1/1 B, Treasure
Folders	Borrowed Decks, Winna, vamps & faeries