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Okay Kiddos, buckle up, because this shit is going down FAST. Step one: Group hug. Ramp everybody, draw everybody cards, make deals (never promise that YOU won't kill them, just be sure THEY won't kill you), become everybody's friend, Do Not Draw Attention to Yourself (important). Then we aim to, in one turn, either steal the Combo Player's win con to win the game, or use ours + everyone else's creatures to establish such an overwhelming board state that there is literally nothing they can do. How do we do this? With the most infuriating, salt producing, table-flip-level of tilt inducing cards in Magic.

We don't make clones or copies, if you want to play that nicely and safely I can go grab you a soft coloring book and some non-toxic crayons for you to chew on. No, instead we are aiming to play and replay (repeatedly, mind you) cards like Perplexing Chimera , Dragonlord Silumgar , Confiscate , Commandeer , Blatant Thievery , and Expropriate . Notice a theme here? Yes, that's right, they all contain the letter A! Nah, just kidding, this is what I like to call Take-Your-Shit-Tribal. A little more than 25% of the non-land cards in the deck are capable of stealing things our opponents want to play. Why, you ask? Well, counterpoint, why not?

Okay, the real reason why is honestly mostly out of spite. A friend of mine upgraded the Bant Enchantress Precon deck which I played against with a Scion of the Ur-Dragon dragons tribal deck. He played Control Magic on my Skithiryx, the Blight Dragon with 2 +1/+1 counters on it and Corrupted Conscience on my Atarka, World Render . That in and of itself was tilting, but I understand. The play was there, and it was a good one. However, there's a plethora of other things he does that make everyone at the table either angry or just uncomfortable. Essentially, this was just the straw that broke the proverbial camel's back. He'll sit there on his phone until it's his turn, then take 10-12 minutes to figure out his turns because he has to be caught up on the board state every turn before he starts doing anything. In the aforementioned turn where he took my creatures, it took him 15 minutes to come to the conclusion that was what he wanted to do. He had 2 opponents at that point in the game, and both of us were completely tapped out. It then took him another 5 minutes to decide he wanted to attack that turn. Why? He'll take breaks in the middle of his turns to keep his eyes glued to his phone for an extra few minutes. He scoops as soon as anyone even remotely targets him, and proceeds to piss and moan about it for the rest of the night. His S.O. is practically attached to him throughout the night, clinging onto him like a goddamn koala. He claims he's just "bad at shuffling" and that's why he sees the same 10 spells in every deck in every game, but magically whenever one of us shuffles his decks, he gets mana flooded/screwed (fun side-note, he thinks tutors are overrated in casual edh decks. Yea, I'd probably think so too if I cheated regularly). He doesn't discard to handsize unless someone calls him out on it specifically. Then on top of all that, he doesn't communicate what he's doing during his turns. He'll just tap his lands and put cards on the board. Doesn't say what targets what or what cards he's even playing, we're just all supposed to know. So, in response, I built this. If he's not paying attention, I don't tell him what group hug cards are in play or what thievin' tools are in my graveyard

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Date added 5 years
Last updated 3 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

17 - 0 Mythic Rares

41 - 0 Rares

17 - 0 Uncommons

12 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 4.10
Tokens Ashaya, the Awoken World, City's Blessing, Emblem Jace, Vryn's Prodigy, Emblem Liliana, Defiant Necromancer, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders EDH Decks
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