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My Bantches and Their Sandwiches

Standard GWU (Bant)

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Creature (3)

Instant (5)

Sorcery (3)


Here are my bantches... and they're here to make me sandwhiches!

I like to keep it real... and these ladies want to help.

First off, the queen of this sandwhich group: Elspeth, Sun's Champion. She's here to provide my soldiers with sandwiches, and her ultimate will satisfy anyone's cravings... feeding her 1/1 soldiers tons and tons of sandwiches!

Next we look at Kiora, the Crashing Wave ... she's new... and a bit confused... so instead of making me sandwiches, she'll be depriving your guys of THEIR sandwiches! HAHA! Sucks to be you!

But she's not the only sandwich stealing theif. Banisher Priest comes down to steal sandwiches too! Then there's Dissolve , she's all like, you THOUGHT you were gunna eat that sandwich... then she just like, smacks it right outta yo hand. Much disrect.

Now we have to check out the ingredients. We have Sylvan Caryatid here to provide plenty of greens and mayo to build up to our decks main sandwich provider: Archangel of Thune!!!!!!!! She's come all the way from heaven to provide me with a delicious sandwich... whatta babe. But she's not alone! We also have Prime Speaker Zegana to deliver me sandwiches all express style. Mmm, I can taste them now.

But where's the love? Prophet of Kruphix is also hanging out... but she's just on kitchen detail... making sure everyone has the proper materials to make sandwiches... EVERY... FREAKING... TURN.

Then there's Divination ... just spacing out... staring at the stars... she's just thinking of what she can bring me that will make my tummy feel all good inside.

Omenspeaker is on the sideline, she's come in when your creatures are trying to steal my sandwiches all fast and aggressive like.

Let me know if y'all can think of any ladies who can bring me a good sandwich!

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We were having some problems with the sandwhich making process, Kiora's Follower thought he could steal my sandwiches by untapping my bantches... Needless to say, I kicked that no-good-loathsome-piece-of-poo out of the deck. Going to try to get some more help from Sylvan Caryatid and a new bantch Prime Speaker Zegana

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(10 years ago)

-3 Fade into Antiquity side
+3 Revoke Existence side
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Date added 10 years
Last updated 10 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.

Rarity (main - side)

10 - 0 Mythic Rares

35 - 2 Rares

4 - 2 Uncommons

9 - 11 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.41
Tokens Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Kraken 9/9 U, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders Interest, Interesting stuff, Bant
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