"Hi Kids."
"Hi Chef."
"Would you like to try some of my Big Flashy Salty Chocolate Balls?" The concept is simple:
T1: Land. Go.
T2: Land. Go. Eot Flash in Creature.(If you have mana up)
T3: Land. Swing(If you flashed a creature in). Go. Oh the opponent wants to do something. Counter. Or another Eot Flash in Creature.
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Rinse, Reuse, and Repeat until the match is done and watch your opponent leave salty and bitter.
To explain the Cards:
Shambleshark
: Why? Because I get to have a 2-drop on the opponent's turn that will only get bigger.
Skylasher
: Another 2-drop that will Evolve
Shambleshark
.
Boon Satyr
: Let me fill that 3-drop slot with a 4-power beater, cool thanks.
Briarpack Alpha
: Another "Why?" Because I want that extra blocker in the opponent's combat combat that will make one of my creatures bigger.
Horizon Chimera: I need some way to get some life sustain going. Oh and let me Flash-Block that Stormbreath Dragon, cause I can.
Syncopate, Dissolve, and Counterflux: Let's have some solid counter magic because you know, I'm always gonna have mana up.
Izzet Charm: Early game counter magic or aggro creature killer, or late game shenanigans with Horizon Chimera.
Mystic Genesis
: I feel the format has slowed down to the point that we can play 5-CMC spells and not feel bad. Especially when you get to counter an AEtherling AND get a 6/6 Ooze out of it (that opponent will leave very bitter).
Simic Charm: Cause you know I need that Giant Growth, "don't touch my stuff", and Unsummon all in one card.
Izzet Staticaster
: I hate Elspeth tokens, you hate Elspeth tokens, we all hate Elspeth tokens. So let me kill all of them when the opponent bombs their Elspeth, Sun's Champion; in their turn of course.
Lands are Lands, nuff said about that.
Mutavault
because I still need some sort of beater.
Sideboard:
Plummet
: No to Desecration Demon and No to Stormbreath Dragon. And to be honest, No to Archangel of Thune.
Xenagos, God of Revels: Two of the only Four cards that do not have Flash or is an Instant. Xenagod comes in for the Monsters match, any of them (R/G, R/U/G, Jund, B/R/U/G, haven't decided on Mono Green).
Mistcutter Hydra: The other two non-Flash or Instant spell anywhere in this deck. And to be honest every time I thought of using Mistcutter Hydra I thought ''But I want to counter the control deck, not let them get a free win-con." So for now it can stay.
Dispel and Swan Song: Both come in for the control match up and Swan Song is coming in if I suspect Thoughtseize. "Oh you have a Blue Bird I have a
Skylasher
. MKay?"
Destructive Revelry: You know you hate those pesky Detention Spheres and
Chained to the Rocks
, you know who you are. And those weapons, man just look at them disappear. Oh you like Banishing Light, look at it leave.
Izzet Staticaster
and Simic Charm: I wanted more of each to do each's respective job.
So build it, play it, modify it, and let me know how you like to play this deck.
