My Little Pony Friends

Pauper* Aggro Caw Blade Jank RW (Boros) Theme/Gimmick

Landonius

Creature (18)

• 2x Dawnfeather Eagle
• 4x Loyal Pegasus
• 4x Skyknight Legionnaire
• 4x Squadron Hawk
• 4x Sungrace Pegasus

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Battle Screech
• 4x Faithless Looting

Land (20)

• 2x Boros Garrison
• 4x Mountain
• 10x Plains
• 4x Wind-Scarred Crag

Artifact (2)

• 2x Bonesplitter

Instant (12)

• 4x Guardians' Pledge
• 4x Lightning Bolt
• 4x Rally the Peasants

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Sideboard

Instant (7)

• 2x Electrickery
• 1x Gorilla War Cry
• 2x Prismatic Strands
• 2x Smash to Smithereens

Creature (2)

• 2x Capashen Unicorn

Artifact (2)

• 2x Sylvok Lifestaff

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Journey to Nowhere

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Maybeboard

Instant (2)

• 1x Borrowed Grace
• 1x Rally the Righteous

Creature (1)

• 1x Welkin Hawk

Artifact (1)

• 1x Skyblinder Staff

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"But, friendship is magic, sir." "I don't give a @#%!$ what friendship is, private. Get out there and bash someone's head in. Neigh."

Ever wanted to beat someone up with a squad of buff ponies? Of course you have. Who hasn't? Here we have a "screw you"-type deck for all you out there who want your opponents to feel real bad when you crush them with overweight flying horses. This deck is about $30 in paper due to Battle Screech, but is much cheaper online.

My Little Pony Friends, or Rally the Bronies as I like to call it, is an aggro Boros flyers deck consisting of a bunch of value flying creatures and pump spells. The all-stars of the deck include Skyknight Legionnaire, Loyal Pegasus, and Rally the Peasants.

THE CARDS

CREATURES

Loyal Pegasus - A cheap flyer that draws a surprising amount of removal. Best to attack with it every turn possible, as the opportunity to block with it will rarely be given. The same goes for most creatures in the deck.

Squadron Hawk - A nice flyer that fills your hand with more flyers. Kicks butt cheeks.

Sungrace Pegasus - Lifelink is awesome in a deck where we are recklessly bashing our opponent each turn. Without many blockers, life can be regained when we swing back. Also holds Bonesplitter like a champ.

Skyknight Legionnaire - A very aggro card that can be pumped for massive damage output or used as a target for removal to draw attention away from the Pegasi, because that's what we want to humiliate our opponent with. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1!11!!

Dawnfeather Eagle - A late-game finisher in case we get stuck and can't attack for fear of not having enough blockers. He also blocks exceptionally well. If drawn early, he can be discarded to Faithless Looting. Dawnfeather Eagle is our plan B.

PUMP

PUMP:

Guardians' Pledge - All our creatures are white (even Skyknight Legionnaire), so Guardians' pledge is an insanely good finisher and can end games just like that. Battle Screech + Guardians' Pledge = 3/3 flyers for days.

Rally the Peasants - This is why we run red. Repeatable pump that becomes an allstar mid- to late-game. Auto-include for sure.

Bonesplitter - This spot is flexible, but permanent pump that can be repositioned to your liking ain't too shabby, brrrrotha.

REMOVAL/OTHER STUFF

THE ONE AND ONLY, ALMIGHTY Lightning Bolt. ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOR.

Battle Screech - Tons of flyers will appear once this card drops. It can be discarded to Faithless Looting early. Buffed up birdies FTW!!

Faithless Looting - Early-game deck cycling that can put Rally the Peasants or Battle Screech into the yard for value.

Lands

10 Plains and 4 Mountains. Man I love Boros.

4 Wind-Scarred Crag - Lifegain + color fixing.

2 Boros Garrison - Makes for explosive turns later on.

SIDEBOARD Show

Sylvok Lifestaff - for Aggro decks like Goblins

Capashen Unicorn - for chuckles. Oh, and Affinity/Journey to Nowhere

Journey to Nowhere - for ramp decks to take out fatties, or any ol' threat you can think of

Electrickery - for White Tokens and Bogles

Gorilla War Cry - for giggles. Works well against decks with Squadron Hawk

Prismatic Strands - for all those black sweepers in MBC and Electrickery

Smash to Smithereens - to back up Capashen Unicorn

If you find this deck funny or want to try it out for yourself, let me know how it goes! If you make any tweaks to make the deck more competitive or funny, I wanna know! All suggestions appreciated! Remember, this deck is in pauper, so only common cards are legal in this format.

Brony 4 lyfffeee!!!!11!!!1

If you liked this pauper brew, check out this other one I made!

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Top Ranked	Achieved #45 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Splash colors	UG
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.30
Tokens	Bird 1/1 W
Folders	Favorite Pauper, pauper, Sick Pauper Decks, Izzet pauper 1, Good Times