Nasty Bitch and Her Stank Friends

Standard BR (Rakdos) Competitive Control UB (Dimir) UBR (Grixis) UR (Izzet)

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Creature (9)

• 1x AEtherling
• 3x Desecration Demon
• 4x Frostburn Weird
• 1x Prognostic Sphinx

Planeswalker (8)

• 3x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
• 3x Jace, Architect of Thought
• 2x Ral Zarek

Land (25)

• 4x Blood Crypt
• 2x Island
• 2x Izzet Guildgate
• 3x Mountain
• 4x Steam Vents
• 2x Swamp
• 4x Temple of Deceit
• 4x Watery Grave

Artifact (1)

• 1x Rakdos Keyrune

Instant (8)

• 2x Far / Away
• 3x Hero's Downfall
• 3x Izzet Charm

Sorcery (9)

• 4x Anger of the Gods
• 2x Dreadbore
• 3x Mizzium Mortars

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Sideboard

Artifact (2)

• 2x Pithing Needle

Instant (8)

• 2x Annul
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 2x Dispel
• 3x Negate

Sorcery (5)

• 3x Duress
• 2x Slaughter Games

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Note: It has been brought to my attention that Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver is a male, but HE can still be a nasty bitch looking to get DP'd.

Ral Zarek - "Hi, I'm here for the gangbang!"

Ashiok is cheap, and easy, pun intended, and my god does he/she love Jace, Architect of Thought and Ral Zarek to please her.

The 2 of them in this build are no longer planeswalkers, but instead are each a planes-cock-her/him

My new Grixis build with Ashiok the nasty bringing along her 2 buddies she uses for sexy time gangbangs, Jace and Ral.

I usually do a full description of why each card is in the deck, This time I'm not going to do that as this deck is quite strong and you should know the value of most of the cards.

I've only play tested 2 matches so far but won them both. Vs UW control, and Boros aggro.

As you can see the main board is mostly favored towards beating aggro, and creature heavy decks with a few counterspells.

If we happen to run into control, then up to all 15 sideboard cards can be swapped over to favor that match up.

Thanks for stopping by and if you have any suggestions I'm always open to testing new things, and +1's are always welcome, cheers!!

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 5 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 10 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.14