I gave up on Bogbrew Witch cause I was more interested in
Advocate of the Beast
.
The Beast Market presents a large option of beasts for rental:
Garruk's Horde
: If you own more of our products, this will give you better satisfaction by letting you summon them.
Kalonian Tusker: Starting at the low price of 2 mana, it gives satisfaction by serving as a blocker and giving some damage out to opponents.
Marauding Malhorn: After getting this properly tamed by
Advocate of the Beast
, it'll be fun to run over your opponents.
Renegade Krasis:
Advocate of the Beast
combined with this will create an imposing force for opponents.
Thragtusk: As a comforting pal, he'll give you 5 life. And when he dies, he leaves a baby!
We also sell other spells you mages might enjoy.
Primeval Bounty: This will give you more beasts for free! It'll also power up your other beasts. And if you buy it with any 2 other products, we'll throw in a life gaining process for lands.
Boros Charm: Tornadoes like Supreme Verdict tearing up your house just won't do. This also can give your beasts the ability to strike twice.
Druid's Deliverance: This is a panic button in case you're about to be hit by some damage.
Farseek: This magical telescope will help you find land easily.
We also sell some other mysterious creatures.
Boros Reckoner: This guy is like a thunderstorm that's also a tactical genius.
Arbor Elf: Our special elf will make forests grow in your backyard easily - but only once per turn, if you know what I mean.
If you're having trouble keeping a beast you bought under control, we have several tamers for you:
Advocate of the Beast
, our star, and Garruk Wildspeaker, who comes in Primal Hunter or Caller of Beasts colors. While Garruk may be a bit pricy, Advocate of the Beast will tame your beasts in no time!
Here are some products we advertise from our sponsors, Sideboard INC:
Gruul Charm keeps winged creatures away from your house! How awesome is that?
Wear / Tear destroys those pesky enchantments and artifacts. And if those don't work, you get your money back and a free
Batterhorn
, who also doubles as a beast!
Silence is another method of panic, but a better one than Druid's Deliverance.
Ajani, Caller of the Pride is a guy who will sprout wings on your beasts and make them strike twice for just 3 loyalty counters, if you know what I mean.
Armed / Dangerous
lets your opponents know that your beasts are a threat by making tons of creatures block or increasing power! If you buy a Gruul Charm with this, Thundermaw Hellkite problems will be history!
So, what would everyone like to buy?
