Neighborhood Escort

Modern*

kerogw

Creature (20)

• 2x Acidic Slime
• 4x Birds of Paradise
• 3x Glissa, the Traitor *oversized*
• 4x Perilous Myr
• 2x Pierce Strider
• 2x Shimmer Myr
• 2x Wall of Tanglecord
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Land (20)

• 12x Forest
• 8x Swamp

Artifact (16)

• 1x Culling Dais
• 4x Ichor Wellspring
• 3x Mimic Vat
• 2x Mycosynth Wellspring
• 4x Piston Sledge
• 2x Sylvok Lifestaff

Instant (4)

• 2x Dismember
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Go for the Throat

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 2x Tajuru Preserver

Instant (9)

• 2x Doom Blade
• 3x Go for the Throat
• 2x Naturalize
• 2x Surgical Extraction

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Life's Finale
• 2x Memoricide

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The point of this deck is to bounce around Piston Sledge , activating abilities of sac'd artifacts or making use of Mimic Vat while doing so

putting sledge on Glissa, the Traitor makes them have to choose between taking 6dmg or letting me bring back an artifact that I probably sacked to sledge.

Perilous Myr is great with glissa and sledge. I read somewhere that you can equip to the creature it's already equpped to. I sac perilous to sledge, it goes to graveyard, deal 2 to a creature who can die from the dmg, and then return perilous, play it and do it again.

There's a few similar combos like that.As far as the sideboard, Massacre Wurm against weenies, Dismember if Go for the Throat or Doom Blade won't do.

Tajuru Preserver against Sheoldred, Whispering One and any eldrazis. I just put Life's Finale cuz I dunno what else to put. I figured if I'm being overpowered by creatures, destroy em all and put the ones that will benefit me most onto Mimic Vat.

Any suggestions or comments are welcome =)

Date added	13 years
Last updated	13 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 1 Mythic Rares 7 - 7 Rares 16 - 3 Uncommons 13 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.55
Tokens	Copy Clone, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink