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Nekusar, windy old guy

Commander / EDH*

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Ah Nekusar, you old bag of farts!Now you may say the elderly deserve our respect, and I agree this isn't disrespect. It's simply stating the facts, he has a flatulence problem.When Nekusar's in the room and you hear the Windfall run for the hills, that stuff'll rot the nose right off your face(what are you eating old man!).I told him once, I said: "Nekusar, old friend, we've all noticed you haven't been geting any younger. We all know that while age does bring wisdom it also brings some health issues... One of these is that you seem to have more gas in you than the Hindenburg".To which he replied: "I can change, I mean if you guys are inconvenienced by it that much I can try to keep 'em in!"After which I heard a thunderous rumbling coming from his nether regions, a sound like I had never heard before. Almost as if the earth had split and from the crevice came a herd of angry wildebeast!And to this Nekusar loudly proclaimed: "It's the Winds of Change hahahaha!!!!!"

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Date added 10 years
Last updated 9 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

3 - 0 Mythic Rares

46 - 0 Rares

19 - 0 Uncommons

13 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.36
Tokens Ape 3/3 G, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Zombie 2/2 B
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