No fun? No problem!

Commander / EDH

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Creature (27)

• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Garruk's Packleader
• 1x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Mageta the Lion
• 1x Mangara of Corondor
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Myojin of Cleansing Fire
• 1x Myojin of Life's Web
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Reki, the History of Kamigawa
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Saffi Eriksdotter
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Yeva, Nature's Herald
• 1x Yomiji, Who Bars the Way

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Garruk, Caller of Beasts

Land (33)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 12x Forest
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 5x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Windbrisk Heights
• 1x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Abundance
• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Endless Horizons
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Khalni Heart Expedition
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Privileged Position
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (9)

• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Mindslaver
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Instant (5)

• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Momentous Fall
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Reclaim

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Edge of Autumn
• 1x Explore
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Genesis Wave
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x See the Unwritten
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Soul's Majesty
• 1x Time of Need

Commander (1)

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Do you often find yourself thinking "Gee, I wish my opponents would stop having so much fun" or "I wish my opponents would stop casting sweet spells"? Then have I got the deck for you! As you may have gathered by now, the deck's main goal is locking down the board. It usually starts with ramp into sisay (hopefully with haste) to tutor up gaddock teeg, linvala, thalia, or some other form of hate, depending on what your opponents are playing (personally I like starting with teeg, good ol' no nonsense hate) then following up with some stronger hate, like Iona, elesh norn, and vorinclex. Lastly, we need protection for our hate, avacyn being the best, followed by sigarda, and privileged position (unfortunately, it can't be tutored out) So, now that you've made a solid board state, and shut down everything your opponents were trying to do, it's time to end the game. You've got two eldrazi titans at your disposal, landing both is typically enough to seal the deal. (If your opponents have pesky blockers, Nylea or Mageta work great for handling them) So there you have it! You've succeeded in alienating everyone in your playgroup and definitely made yourself a target for the next game. Great job!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.00
Tokens	Emblem Garruk, Caller of Beasts, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W