Nope, The Grump Deck

Casual Colorless

Mecha_Pants

Creature (17)

• 3x Artisan of Kozilek
• 4x Clay Statue
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 3x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Spawnsire of Ulamog
• 2x Teeka's Dragon
• 3x Ulamog's Crusher

Land (20)

• 4x Island
• 4x Swamp
• 4x Urza's Mine
• 4x Urza's Power Plant
• 4x Urza's Tower

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Eldrazi Conscription

Artifact (15)

• 2x Argentum Armor
• 2x Belbe's Portal
• 1x Contagion Engine
• 2x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Energy Chamber
• 2x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Lux Cannon
• 4x Sol Ring

Instant (4)

• 4x Not of this World

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This is an attempt at a semi functional colorless deck, so named because of the general grumpiness caused by turn 2-3 eldrazi when things go perfectly, focused on pushing eldrazi out as fast as humanly possible by way of belbe's portal or potentially terrifying mana ramp.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 11 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	5.95
Tokens	Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C