*NSFW* MTG AUToISM GUROPLASMic MULTIOOZEgasm 6.9

Commander / EDH Alt Win BGW (Abzan, Junk) Combo Dredge Landfall Lands Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick Tokens

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Land (38)

• 1x Bayou
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dakmor Salvage
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Dust Bowl
• 1x Elfhame Palace
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 3x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hidden Grotto
• 1x Indatha Triome
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Lush Portico
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Murmuring Bosk
• 1x Petrified Field *list*
• 1x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 1x Strip Mine
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Talon Gates of Madara
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Urza's Cave
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Vitu-Ghazi, the City-Tree
• 1x Wastes
• 1x Windswept Heath

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kaya, Geist Hunter

Creature (27)

• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Ocelot Pride
• 1x Scute Mob
• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff
• 1x Springheart Nantuko
• 1x Tender Wildguide
• 1x Voice of Resurgence
• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Necroplasm
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Peregrin Took
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x Scute Swarm
• 1x Six *f-etch*
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Thalia and The Gitrog Monster
• 1x The Swarmweaver
• 1x Timeless Witness
• 1x Perennial Behemoth
• 1x Ancient Greenwarden
• 1x Disciple of Freyalise  ^Flip
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Giant Adephage
• 1x Old Gnawbone

Instant (6)

• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Cosmic Rebirth
• 1x Saw in Half
• 1x Sprouting Vines
• 1x Second Harvest

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Intangible Virtue
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Parallel Lives

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Panharmonicon

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Urborg Repossession
• 1x Can't Stay Away
• 1x Explore
• 1x Finale of Glory
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Wear Down
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Coiling Rebirth
• 1x Army of the Damned

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{B}{G}{W}THIS DECK IS FOREVER UNDERGOING HEAVY DISGUSTING GURO STYLE SURGERY NSFW

The Necrobloom going as wide as magically possible. token generation and multiplication plus dead lands for fun. Start to finish, top to bottom. Gross stuff. Double gross. XXX Gross.

Reality isn't always pretty, nor is magic.

Embracing the dark side of fun and art is just part of who I am, and that expression is part of this assembly of cards... Probably not one to play at the kids pod, or in public. Or in private. Unless you're daring!

I have begun asking artists for awful NSFW custom tokens and alters for this masterpiece of "eww no don't touch it, what is it going to do?" and then you touch it cause you're curious and you die messy.

"ew. I love it."

This deck was meant to happen. It's too much for you. You're all going to die. Would you like to play? Show

You'll scoop! Or I will! Who has the fucking time?! Is the dopamine worth the effort? ( . ) . ) lol

DECK NAMES THROUGH THE ERAS:

• Necrobloombroodtransplasmultiplisms 0.1
• Overclocked Pustule Calcuphobe 7
• Biohazardous Autistic Sewer Math
• Invisible Glossy Undead Pusfection eww
• The game of Sorrow, again
• Pseudo Mutagen Digi Fuckemall Omegum .dck
• Altar of Gross and Mental Illness

• Please not that one...

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Date added	4 months
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 53 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.95
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Cat 1/1 W, City's Blessing, Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Elemental */* GW, Fanatic of Rhonas 4/4 B, Food, Insect 1/1 BG w/ Flying, Insect 1/1 G, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 2/2 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Tender Wildguide 1/1 G, Timeless Witness 4/4 B, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B