[OLD] The Nitpicking Nerds Battle Box [OLD]

Unknown* Budget Casual Primer

Beezy

Creature (220)

• 1x Abbot of Keral Keep
• 1x Adorned Pouncer
• 1x Aerial Responder
• 1x Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
• 1x Anafenza, the Foremost
• 1x Angel of Sanctions
• 1x Angler Drake
• 1x Arborback Stomper
• 1x Arctic Aven
• 1x Armament Corps
• 1x Ascended Lawmage
• 1x Augur of Bolas
• 1x Aven Riftwatcher
• 1x Awakened Amalgam
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Bant Sojourners
• 1x Benalish Marshal
• 1x Blade Splicer
• 1x Bone Picker
• 1x Boon Satyr
• 1x Boros Reckoner
• 1x Bounding Krasis
• 1x Brago, King Eternal
• 1x Brion Stoutarm *oversized*
• 1x Bristling Hydra
• 1x Bull Cerodon
• 1x Burning Sun's Avatar
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Catacomb Sifter
• 1x Celestial Force
• 1x Chaos Maw
• 1x Coalition Honor Guard
• 1x Conclave Naturalists
• 1x Crested Herdcaller
• 1x Crimson Muckwader
• 1x Crookclaw Transmuter
• 1x Cylian Sunsinger
• 1x Darksteel Sentinel
• 1x Dauntless Bodyguard
• 1x Dauntless River Marshal
• 1x Deadbridge Goliath
• 1x Deadeye Brawler
• 1x Demon of Catastrophes
• 1x Den Protector
• 1x Deputy of Acquittals
• 1x Dragonsoul Knight
• 1x Dread Shade
• 1x Dreamstealer
• 1x Dreg Mangler
• 1x Dualcaster Mage
• 1x Dungeon Geists
• 1x Eldrazi Skyspawner
• 1x Emancipation Angel
• 1x Enigma Drake
• 1x Esper Sojourners
• 1x Everdawn Champion
• 1x Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch
• 1x Experiment One
• 1x Fiendslayer Paladin
• 1x Filigree Familiar
• 1x Flametongue Kavu
• 1x Fleshformer
• 1x Flickerwisp
• 1x Flinthoof Boar
• 1x Fusion Elemental
• 1x Garna, the Bloodflame
• 1x Gatekeeper of Malakir
• 1x Genesis Hydra
• 1x Ghor-Clan Rampager
• 1x Ghostblade Eidolon
• 1x Gideon's Lawkeeper
• 1x Glint-Sleeve Artisan
• 1x Goblin Chainwhirler
• 1x Goblin Dark-Dwellers
• 1x Greater Gargadon
• 1x Grixis Slavedriver
• 1x Grixis Sojourners
• 1x Gust Walker
• 1x Harbinger of the Tides
• 1x Harbor Bandit
• 1x Hedge Troll
• 1x Hellhole Flailer
• 1x Herald of Torment
• 1x Hidden Dragonslayer
• 1x Hundred-Handed One
• 1x Hypnotic Siren
• 1x Icefeather Aven
• 1x Imperious Perfect
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Ire Shaman
• 1x Izzet Chronarch
• 1x Izzet Staticaster
• 1x Jace's Mindseeker
• 1x Jodah, Archmage Eternal
• 1x Jorubai Murk Lurker
• 1x Jund Sojourners
• 1x Jungle Creeper
• 1x Jungleborn Pioneer
• 1x Kazarov, Sengir Pureblood
• 1x Kederekt Creeper
• 1x Kessig Prowler  ^Flip
• 1x Kingpin's Pet
• 1x Kinjalli's Sunwing
• 1x Kird Chieftain
• 1x Krosan Cloudscraper
• 1x Krosan Druid
• 1x Kwende, Pride of Femeref
• 1x Lambholt Pacifist  ^Flip
• 1x Lashweed Lurker
• 1x Leatherback Baloth
• 1x Lifebane Zombie
• 1x Lyev Skyknight
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Marauding Looter
• 1x Marisi's Twinclaws
• 1x Meandering Towershell
• 1x Meglonoth
• 1x Mindsparker
• 1x Mizzium Meddler
• 1x Murderous Redcap
• 1x Myr Propagator
• 1x Naya Sojourners
• 1x Nearheath Chaplain
• 1x Nightfire Giant
• 1x Nightveil Specter
• 1x Nimble Obstructionist
• 1x Nyx Weaver
• 1x Ohran Viper
• 1x Oketra's Attendant
• 1x Onyx Mage
• 1x Pain Seer
• 1x Paragon of the Amesha
• 1x Pentarch Paladin
• 1x Phyrexian Rager
• 1x Pia and Kiran Nalaar
• 1x Prized Elephant
• 1x Prosperous Pirates
• 1x Putrid Leech
• 1x Qasali Ambusher
• 1x Qasali Pridemage
• 1x Raging Swordtooth
• 1x Rakdos, Lord of Riots
• 1x Rakshasa Gravecaller
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Raptor Hatchling
• 1x Reaper of the Wilds
• 1x Reef Worm
• 1x Reflector Mage
• 1x Regal Bloodlord
• 1x Regal Caracal
• 1x Rhox War Monk
• 1x Riftwing Cloudskate
• 1x Rowdy Crew
• 1x Sagu Mauler
• 1x Savage Knuckleblade
• 1x Scion of Vitu-Ghazi
• 1x Sedraxis Specter
• 1x Serra Avenger
• 1x Shadowmage Infiltrator
• 1x Shanna, Sisay's Legacy
• 1x Shipwreck Singer
• 1x Shriekmaw
• 1x Sidisi, Brood Tyrant
• 1x Silumgar Assassin
• 1x Sin Collector
• 1x Sin Prodder
• 1x Skinrender
• 1x Skyrider Patrol
• 1x Slaying Mantis
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway
• 1x Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep
• 1x Smoldering Werewolf  ^Flip
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Spitebellows
• 1x Sprouting Thrinax
• 1x Squee, the Immortal
• 1x Storm Fleet Sprinter
• 1x Storm Fleet Swashbuckler
• 1x Stratus Dancer
• 1x Stunt Double
• 1x Sultai Soothsayer
• 1x Sun-Crowned Hunters
• 1x Sunblade Elf
• 1x Sunscourge Champion
• 1x Swift Warkite
• 1x Territorial Allosaurus
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive
• 1x Thornscape Battlemage
• 1x Tidebinder Mage
• 1x Tithe Drinker
• 1x Torrential Gearhulk
• 1x Tower Geist
• 1x Treasure Keeper
• 1x Two-Headed Giant
• 1x Tyrant of Valakut
• 1x Ulrich of the Krallenhorde  ^Flip
• 1x Urgoros, the Empty One
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Verdant Force
• 1x Verdant Sun's Avatar
• 1x Verdeloth the Ancient
• 1x Vesuvan Shapeshifter
• 1x Void Stalker
• 1x Volatile Rig
• 1x Vona, Butcher of Magan
• 1x Warden of the First Tree
• 1x Warfire Javelineer
• 1x Whirler Virtuoso
• 1x Whitemane Lion
• 1x Wickerbough Elder
• 1x Willbender
• 1x Windbrisk Raptor
• 1x Wispweaver Angel
• 1x Witchstalker
• 1x Wolfir Avenger
• 1x Woolly Thoctar
• 1x Wretched Gryff
• 1x Yargle, Glutton of Urborg
• 1x Yavimaya Sapherd
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Instant (96)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Abzan Charm
• 1x Advent of the Wurm
• 1x Agony Warp
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Anticipate
• 1x Bant Charm
• 1x Become Immense
• 1x Bile Blight
• 1x Blink of an Eye
• 1x Blossoming Defense
• 1x Brimstone Volley
• 1x Brutal Expulsion
• 1x Burst Lightning
• 1x Call to Heel
• 1x Cast Down
• 1x Clash of Wills
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Countersquall
• 1x Death Rattle
• 1x Desperate Ravings
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Disfigure
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Drag Down
• 1x Esper Charm
• 1x Essence Extraction
• 1x Essence Scatter
• 1x Far / Away
• 1x Fated Conflagration
• 1x Fated Infatuation
• 1x Fated Intervention
• 1x Fated Retribution
• 1x Fated Return
• 1x Flame Javelin
• 1x Flash Conscription
• 1x Gift of Growth
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Grapple with the Past
• 1x Grasp of Darkness
• 1x Grixis Charm
• 1x Gruul Charm
• 1x Heaven / Earth
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Immolating Glare
• 1x Izzet Charm
• 1x Jund Charm
• 1x Lightning Axe
• 1x Lightning Strike
• 1x Logic Knot
• 1x Magmaquake
• 1x Mardu Charm
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Murder
• 1x Naya Charm
• 1x Negate
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Quicken
• 1x Rebuff the Wicked
• 1x Reprisal
• 1x Resounding Roar
• 1x Resounding Silence
• 1x Resounding Thunder
• 1x Resounding Wave
• 1x Savage Alliance
• 1x Scattering Stroke
• 1x Selesnya Charm
• 1x Shivan Fire
• 1x Silence the Believers
• 1x Simic Charm
• 1x Skywhaler's Shot
• 1x Smother
• 1x Start / Finish
• 1x Sultai Charm
• 1x Sylvan Might
• 1x Temur Charm
• 1x Think Twice
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Turn Against
• 1x Turn / Burn
• 1x Ultimate Price
• 1x Unlicensed Disintegration
• 1x Unmake
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Valorous Stance
• 1x Verdant Rebirth
• 1x Very Cryptic Command A
• 1x Very Cryptic Command B
• 1x Very Cryptic Command C
• 1x Very Cryptic Command D
• 1x Very Cryptic Command E
• 1x Very Cryptic Command F
• 1x Vicious Offering
• 1x Warleader's Helix

Sorcery (31)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chain Reaction
• 1x Dead Drop
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Exquisite Firecraft
• 1x Fiery Justice
• 1x Firebolt
• 1x Flame Slash
• 1x Flood of Recollection
• 1x Gild
• 1x Hour of Revelation
• 1x Kin-Tree Invocation
• 1x Languish
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Never / Return
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 1x Oddly Uneven
• 1x Radiant Flames
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Reason / Believe
• 1x Resounding Scream
• 1x Roar of the Wurm
• 1x Roast
• 1x Ruinous Path
• 1x Settle the Score
• 1x Sever the Bloodline
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Spectral Procession
• 1x Stolen Goods
• 1x Triplicate Spirits
• 1x Walk the Plank

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Armadillo Cloak
• 1x Baffling End
• 1x Banishing Light
• 1x Chained to the Rocks
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Dragon Wings
• 1x GO TO JAIL
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Journey to Nowhere
• 1x Pacifism
• 1x Rite of Belzenlok
• 1x Stasis Snare
• 1x Suspension Field
• 1x Threads of Disloyalty
• 1x Unflinching Courage

Land (20)

• 2x Forest
• 2x Foul Orchard
• 2x Highland Lake
• 2x Island
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Plains
• 2x Stone Quarry
• 2x Submerged Boneyard
• 2x Swamp
• 2x Tranquil Expanse

Planeswalker (7)

• 1x Chandra, Pyrogenius
• 1x Gideon, Martial Paragon
• 1x Jace, the Living Guildpact
• 1x Liliana, Death Wielder
• 1x Nicol Bolas, the Deceiver
• 1x Nissa, Nature's Artisan
• 1x Urza, Academy Headmaster

Artifact (6)

• 1x Behemoth Sledge
• 1x Bonesplitter
• 1x Entirely Normal Armchair
• 1x Kindslaver
• 1x My First Tome
• 1x Plague Boiler

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Battle Box for the esteemed Nitpicking Nerds. THIS IS OUT OF DATE! GO HERE FOR THE UPDATED VERSION: https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/the-nitpicking-nerds-battle-box-2020/?cb=1609391319

RULES

1. Start with ten lands in the command zone, one set per player. Each player's lands must be able to produce each color three times. (For example, each enemy colored tapland along with one of each basic) You can play one land per turn as normal and they do not count as in your hand.

2. There is no limit on number of cards, number of copies, card pool, or power level. It's up to you what you add, and you can make it as powerful or as weak as you want to. You also can't be decked, just add new cards to your deck. Remember: it's your battlebox; make it fun for your playgroup!

3. Draw an opening hand of four cards, and you can't mulligan.

4. Have fun! Make sure that's one of your prime goals when building battle box. It's the perfect way to pass time in between rounds of an fnm, or bring friends over (you can play two games at once or even four player) for a night of fun!

LINKS

For more information on the rules, check out our video on How to Play Battle Box!

Or check out our Top Ten Battle Box Cards!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 127 - 0 Rares 169 - 0 Uncommons 73 - 0 Commons
Cards	395
Avg. CMC	3.53
Tokens	Adorned Pouncer 4/4 B, Angel of Sanctions 3/4 W, Bat 1/1 B, Bird 1/1 W, Cat 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, City's Blessing, Cleric 0/1 B, Copy Clone, Demon 6/6 B, Dinosaur 3/3 G w/ Trample, Dreamstealer 4/4 B, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Enchantment Centaurt 3/3 G, Energy Reserve, Fish 3/3 U, Gnome 1/1 C, Gold, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Kraken 9/9 U, Merfolk 1/1 U w/ Hexproof, Morph 2/2 C, Oketra's Attendant 3/3 W, Phyrexian Golem 3/3 C, Rogue 2/2 B, Saproling 1/1 G, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit Warrior */* BG, Sunscourge Champion 4/4 B, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W w/ Vigilance, Whale 6/6 U, Wurm 5/5 G w/ Trample, Wurm 6/6 G, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Battle Box