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Oloro, Untouchable

Commander / EDH*

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OLORO, UNTOUCHABLE


Do you love preventing people from actually playing Magic at the local multiplayer commander night? Do you want to only play one game a night?

Hi, Oloro the Ageless Ascetic here for the least enjoyable magic deck you'll see all day.

Why would I command a deck this mean? To prove that pillow-fort control is viable in EDH, and all you need is me and 99 other stupid pieces of cardboard.

If your friends want to play Commander, but you don't feel like playing multiple games in one night, Oloro, Untouchable is the perfect solution. After just one match or less, your friends will stand up, flip the table, and leave you alone. Unlike other decks, you won't have to play another game of Commander ever again.

The synergies never break down: Leyline of the Void + Web of Inertia or Energy Field + Rest in Peace prevent people from doing combat damage to you. Humility + Night of Souls' Betrayal gets rid of all creatures. Just make sure to get one of these solutions up before everyone gangs up on you and kills you. Remember! These cards only protect your life points, not your face. Be careful to avoid any punches thrown your way.

Even if someone was prepared with enchantment board wipe, there's Open the Vaults or Replenish that will bring victory back.

Imagine all the time you won't have to spend playing Commander. It works in just about every meta. I use this and it works.

Talk about degenerate . . . just look at these vomit-enducing win conditions: End step Overload Cyclonic Rift, Main Phase 1 Enchanted Evening + Opalescence or Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond . Make sure to hold on to tutors until you've got one of these almost set up!

Whether you're facing a Johnny, a Spike, or a Timmy, you deserve to make them saltier than the Dead Sea. And if there's one way to become an Ageless Ascetic like me, it's salt. Lots of salt.

But wait, there's more! If you act now, I'll throw in 2 points of life every upkeep for every game you play with me as your Commander!

Hurry up and drop this whole list into TCGplayer's mass card entry today!

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(9 years ago)

-1 Condemn main
-1 Hinder main
+1 Mana Web main
+1 Merciless Eviction maybe
-1 Nettlevine Blight main
-1 Polluted Bonds main
+1 Sol Ring maybe
-1 Spell Crumple main
-1 Spin into Myth main
+1 Tangle Wire main
-1 Terminus main
+1 Torpor Orbfoil maybe
+1 Vampiric Tutor maybe
+1 Ward of Bones main
-1 Well of Lost Dreams main
Date added 10 years
Last updated 9 years
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This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

5 - 0 Mythic Rares

57 - 0 Rares

20 - 0 Uncommons

2 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.56
Folders EDH, 95- Others people decks
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