Oloro, Untouchable

Commander / EDH*

mtagmann

Land (38)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkwater Catacombs
• 1x Dromar's Cavern
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 5x Island
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Nimbus Maze
• 5x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Skycloud Expanse
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vivid Creek
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Vivid Meadow
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (33)

• 1x Aurification
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Breathstealer's Crypt
• 1x Cloud Cover
• 1x Enchanted Evening
• 1x Energy Field
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Humility
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Kismet
• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Night of Souls' Betrayal
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Opalescence
• 1x Overburden
• 1x Pendrell Mists
• 1x Pestilence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rest in Peace
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Spreading Plague
• 1x Story Circle
• 1x Subversion
• 1x Tainted AEther
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x Vile Consumption
• 1x Web of Inertia

Artifact (7)

• 1x Etherwrought Page
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tangle Wire
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Ward of Bones

Instant (10)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Unmake
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Enduring Ideal
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Plea for Guidance
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Commander (1)

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OLORO, UNTOUCHABLE

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Do you love preventing people from actually playing Magic at the local multiplayer commander night? Do you want to only play one game a night?

Hi, Oloro the Ageless Ascetic here for the least enjoyable magic deck you'll see all day.

Why would I command a deck this mean? To prove that pillow-fort control is viable in EDH, and all you need is me and 99 other stupid pieces of cardboard.

If your friends want to play Commander, but you don't feel like playing multiple games in one night, Oloro, Untouchable is the perfect solution. After just one match or less, your friends will stand up, flip the table, and leave you alone. Unlike other decks, you won't have to play another game of Commander ever again.

The synergies never break down: Leyline of the Void + Web of Inertia or Energy Field + Rest in Peace prevent people from doing combat damage to you. Humility + Night of Souls' Betrayal gets rid of all creatures. Just make sure to get one of these solutions up before everyone gangs up on you and kills you. Remember! These cards only protect your life points, not your face. Be careful to avoid any punches thrown your way.

Even if someone was prepared with enchantment board wipe, there's Open the Vaults or Replenish that will bring victory back.

Imagine all the time you won't have to spend playing Commander. It works in just about every meta. I use this and it works.

Talk about degenerate . . . just look at these vomit-enducing win conditions: End step Overload Cyclonic Rift, Main Phase 1 Enchanted Evening + Opalescence or Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond . Make sure to hold on to tutors until you've got one of these almost set up!

Whether you're facing a Johnny, a Spike, or a Timmy, you deserve to make them saltier than the Dead Sea. And if there's one way to become an Ageless Ascetic like me, it's salt. Lots of salt.

But wait, there's more! If you act now, I'll throw in 2 points of life every upkeep for every game you play with me as your Commander!

Hurry up and drop this whole list into TCGplayer's mass card entry today!

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Key combos	Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond Energy Field + Rest in Peace Enchanted Evening + Opalescence Humility + Night of Souls' Betrayal Leyline of the Void + Web of Inertia
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 57 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 2 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.56
Folders	EDH, 95- Others people decks
Based on	Commander 2013 Oloro, Ageless Ascetic MrHeater EDH