Orzhov: Dead And Loving It

Standard*

jd203102

Creature (24)

• 3x Athreos, God of Passage
• 3x Bogbrew Witch
• 2x Brain Maggot
• 4x Cartel Aristocrat
• 4x Festering Newt
• 2x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 2x Grim Guardian
• 4x Underworld Coinsmith

Land (22)

• 4x Godless Shrine
• 6x Plains
• 9x Swamp
• 3x Temple of Silence

Enchantment (6)

• 4x Gift of Immortality
• 2x Underworld Connections

Artifact (2)

• 2x Bubbling Cauldron

Instant (2)

• 2x Orzhov Charm

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Thoughtseize

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Aegis of the Gods

Instant (6)

• 2x Cremate
• 4x Devour Flesh

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Duress
• 3x Glare of Heresy

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Boss Ass Witch with more win, bitches! WUBALUBADUBDUB!

This deck hinges on getting a creature on the board and a sac engine. If you have a Gift of Immortality, you are set.

Gift of Immortality: If I could put in 10 of these things, I would. You can basically put it on anything in this deck except Cartel Aristocrat and and you have an edge.

Brain Maggot : Good Turn 2 disruption combined with Gift of Immortality and one of the sac engines to basically shut down whatever you want out of their hand every turn.

Grim Guardian/ Underworld Coinsmith : Also good Gift targets. Sac em and bring em back every turn for double their effect (since the Gift is coming back with em).

Gray Merchant of Asphodel: You know what's better than a Gary coming in and wrecking bitches? Gary showing up every turn because you gifted him and Cartel Aristocrat or Bubbling Cauldron is on the board. This is a straight game ender 99% of the time.

Athreos, God of Passage: He's a pseudo gift on everything if you have the mana. And you should since almost everything is low cost. He's anti-board wipe. And the best thing is you pick the order of triggers so you can prioritize gifts over papa A-God here. 3CMC? Are you kidding?

Other than that, it's newt shenanigans. I'm going to miss M14 when it's gone.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 16 - 2 Rares 16 - 3 Uncommons 6 - 10 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.39
Based on	Bubblin Brew jd203102 STD