Ow, that Really Smarts

Commander / EDH Aggro

The_Solar_Bowler

Creature (21)

• 1x Adriana, Captain of the Guard
• 1x Aegis Angel
• 1x Angel of Invention
• 1x Archetype of Courage
• 1x Ashenmoor Liege
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Balefire Liege
• 1x Demon of Dark Schemes
• 1x Eldrazi Displacer
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Hex Parasite
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory
• 1x Kulrath Knight
• 1x Malignus
• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter
• 1x Nighthowler
• 1x Odric, Lunarch Marshal
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Wight of Precinct Six
• 1x Zurgo Helmsmasher

Land (41)

• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 13x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Transguild Promenade

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Always Watching
• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Breath of Fury
• 1x Crescendo of War
• 1x Day of Destiny
• 1x Death Pit Offering
• 1x Everlasting Torment
• 1x Fervor
• 1x Mass Hysteria

Artifact (11)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Temple Bell
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (13)

• 1x Abzan Advantage
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Mardu Charm
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Order / Chaos
• 1x Orzhov Charm
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Ride Down
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Unmake
• 1x Utter End

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Merciless Eviction

Commanders (2)

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Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder is not the type of guy you could want to mess with. You may have not done anything wrong to provoke him, but just hope you aren't the one that he chooses first.

Ravos, Soultender is quite chill. He sits in the back and brings back to life whoever he feels like. Hopefully it's not Bruce for your sake.

This is a very aggro Mardu commander deck. I am still going with my under $100 capacity and this deck will perform greatly. You don't need to spend lots of money to have fun. (Unless you play standard)

Creatures

- Adriana, Captain of the Guard: Gets more damage in every swing

• Aegis Angel: Make whoever we want indestructible for awhile. Swing without consequence

• Angel of Invention : A buffer and a versatile attacker. Love the art

• Archetype of Courage: First Strike allows the ability to attack into deathtouchers, and increases the safety net

• Ashenmoor Liege : Group Buff and warder of opponents

• Aurelia, the Warleader: Got to love multiple combat phases. The one chosen by Bruse stays chosen, so he can choose again

• Balefire Liege : Another Group Buff and this one increases the distance of life totals

• Demon of Dark Schemes: When this card was spoiled, I got really happy. This creature will benefit us with all the creatures we kill attacking

• Eldrazi Displacer: The displacer allows the flickering of any threat, or mainly can flicker our creatures such as Bruse so we can benefit from his ability once again

• Gisela, Blade of Goldnight: Always an inclusion where it can go. Gisela decreases your damage and increases everyone else's damage

• Hex Parasite: The mighty planeswalker eater, or recoverer of a Cauldron of Souls

• Iroas, God of Victory : He makes it safer to continuing to beat our friends' heads in.

• Kulrath Knight: Mini combination with Everlasting Torment. If a creature blocks, it can never block again

• Malignus: Say you have a life gaining opponent. Malignus can help bring them down from their high perch. Does suck when everyone is near death around 4-5 life

• Mogis, God of Slaughter : Either eliminates the competition or decreases life totals. Also he's indestructible, meaning if something comes running at you, you can block with him (as long as he is online) and you will be safe

• Nighthowler: Can be a very big swinger or really big creature enchant

• Odric, Lunarch Marshal : Remember when Bruse chose someone to gain double strike and lifelink? Odric makes it so everyone has both of those. Here comes the pain train

• Orzhov Advokist: Good political card. It will deter people from attacking you and you get the +1/+1 bonuses as well

• Thalia, Heretic Cathar: Slows down opponents

• Wight of Precinct Six: Original Nighthowler. Same purpose

• Zurgo Helmsmasher: Big meaty puncher

Enchantments

Always Watching : Group Buff and gives Vigilance. Yummy

Assemble the Legion: Many blockers and eventually many small punchers (Also an auto-include)

Blind Obedience: Slows down opponents and gives you life

Breath of Fury: More combat phases

Crescendo of War : Brings the end closer. You only benefit from the blocking though

Day of Destiny : There's a lot of legendaries in this deck. Why not make them bigger?

Death Pit Offering : An interesting card. I would save this for the begining of the game or when you have a high Assemble the Legion, or have Assault Suit on something.

Everlasting Torment: Who doesn't love wither?

Fervor: This makes the game go a lot faster. You can get up to three Bruse triggers if you have just Eldrazi Dislpacer out

Mass Hysteria: More Haste

Artifacts

- Assault Suit: Send Bruse around and have fun

• Cauldron of Souls: Board wipe recovery, or something. Also Political

• Commander's Sphere: Mana

• Lightning Greaves: Protection

• Nevinyrral's Disk Butt Wipe

• Panharmonicon: More Bruse triggers and fun stuff for others

• Sol Ring: It's Sol Ring. No more

• Strionic Resonator : More triggers for either Bruse or Ravos, depending on the situation

• Swiftfoot Boots: Protection and speed

• Temple Bell: Everyone wants to go to Taco Bell

• Whispersilk Cloak: Getting sneaky around the place

Instant and Sorceries

Abzan Advantage : Protection and boost

Blasphemous Act: Kaboom

Boros Charm: Vercitile spell

Hero's Downfall: You all have that one neighbor that needs to die

Mardu Charm : Another vercitile spell

Merciless Eviction: Kaboom

Mortify: Another dead neighbor

Order / Chaos: Shift things to your favor

Orzhov Charm : Another vercitile spell

Rakdos Charm : Another vercitile spell

Ride Down Don't like that creature that is blocking? Get rid of it

Swords to Plowshares: Auto-include. No more

Terminate: Another dead neighbor

Unmake: Another dead neighbor

Utter End: Was that a neighbor or his mailbox?

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Exclude colors	UG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.64
Tokens	Energy Reserve, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 RW, Warrior 1/1 W
Folders	EDH, Fun new commanders