Parenting 101 (feat: Shattergang Bros.)

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) Stax

R.C.

Creature (28)

• 1x Ant Queen
• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Bloodspore Thrinax
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Creakwood Liege
• 1x Dragonlair Spider
• 1x Endless Cockroaches
• 1x Epochrasite
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Jund Battlemage
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Quagmire Druid
• 1x Rakka Mar
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Scrapheap Scrounger
• 1x Skirsdag High Priest
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Squee, the Immortal
• 1x The Scorpion God
• 1x Treasure Nabber
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Yavimaya Elder
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Gaze of Granite
• 1x Primal Growth
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood

Land (35)

• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drownyard Temple
• 4x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Kher Keep
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mountain Valley
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Sheltered Thicket *f-pre*
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury
• 1x Xenagos, the Reveler

Instant (2)

• 1x Wild Ricochet
• 1x Windgrace's Judgment

Commander (1)

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Aspect of Mongoose
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Deathreap Ritual
• 1x Evolutionary Leap
• 1x From Beyond
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x Necrogenesis
• 1x Night Soil
• 1x Rancor
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Ulvenwald Mysteries

Artifact (12)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Mycosynth Wellspring
• 1x Myr Turbine
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Trading Post

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Maybeboard

Creature (13)

• 1x Captivating Crew
• 1x Deathbringer Thoctar
• 1x Dragonmaster Outcast
• 1x Glissa, the Traitor *f-pre*
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Loyal Apprentice
• 1x Nesting Dragon
• 1x Sanitarium Skeleton
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Slimefoot, the Stowaway
• 1x Soul of Innistrad
• 1x Stronghold Assassin
• 1x Whisper, Blood Liturgist

Artifact (8)

• 1x Armillary Sphere
• 1x Druidic Satchel
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Liquimetal Coating
• 1x Magnifying Glass
• 1x Plague Boiler
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Instant (2)

• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Thrilling Encore

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Aid from the Cowl
• 1x Fallen Ideal
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Squirrel Nest

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Decimate
• 1x Ezuri's Predation
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Necromantic Selection

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A deck I wanted to make because one person in my group has been outspending the rest of us and showing up with much better decks. Not that it’s a problem itself, but man they like to rub it in and be snarky about it lol. Figured it would be a nice way to put some control on him.

Never made a deck like this before, Stax or Sacrifice-focused. I could definitely use help! Thanks!!!

Also, I know there are a lot of good cards I could be using (I even have a huge maybeboard that could have better stuff than I'm using haha). So if you have any recommendations, please suggest a card to take out for the new one! That will be the most helpful!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.28
Tokens	Clue, Copy Clone, Demon 5/5 B, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elemental 3/1 R, Elf Druid 1/1 G, Goat 0/1 W, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Insect 1/1 G, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Myr 1/1 C, Ogre 3/3 R, Rat 1/1 B, Saproling 1/1 G, Satyr 2/2 GR, Snake 1/1 B, Treasure, Worm 1/1 BG, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Commander