"Patrick, your genius is showing!"

Standard Budget Casual Competitive Control Mono-Blue

Bloochicken

Creature (15)

• 2x Battlefield Thaumaturge
• 3x Dakra Mystic
• 2x Prognostic Sphinx
• 2x Riptide Chimera
• 4x Sigiled Starfish
• 2x Simic Manipulator

Land (24)

• 24x Island

Enchantment (5)

• 3x Agoraphobia
• 2x Dictate of Kruphix

Instant (13)

• 3x Cyclonic Rift
• 4x Dissolve
• 4x Nullify
• 2x Opportunity

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Curse of the Swine

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 3x Crystalline Nautilus
• 2x Tidebinder Mage

Artifact (2)

• 2x Ratchet Bomb

Instant (8)

• 2x Dispel
• 2x Negate
• 2x Rapid Hybridization
• 2x Swan Song

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Battlefield Thaumaturge

Artifact (1)

• 1x Ratchet Bomb

Instant (1)

• 1x Nullify

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Oh yes that's right, if you were ever wondering why Patrick always wins "Eels and Escalators", here's the answer. Patrick knows exactly what he's rolling, and when he's going to roll it, and he can control the outcome of any situation. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the best deck in standard. Totally budget, totally fun, and chock full of flavor.

We all know about our all powerful lord and savior the Sigiled Starfish, but did we know how good he really was? Not until now we didn't!

Because of the almighty scry-ability that our almighty deity provides, we are able to pull off some pretty crazy combos in this deck and use some absolutely awesome cards. For example:

Simic Manipulator + Agoraphobia + Riptide Chimera = Get a free Creature from your opponent, and then do it again!

This deck is totally budget and easy to make rotation friendly. Any comments on how to make this deck more fun are greatly appreciated, as are upvotes! Now go. Go spread the word of the almighty Sigiled Deity!

Top Ranked	Achieved #5 position overall 10 years ago
Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 6 Rares 14 - 5 Uncommons 8 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.58
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Boar 2/2 G, Frog Lizard 3/3 G
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