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Commander / EDH WU (Azorius)

BjarneAlmighty

Land (35)

• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Desert of the Mindful
• 1x Desert of the True
• 1x Drifting Meadow
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Irrigated Farmland
• 7x Island
• 1x Lonely Sandbar
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 7x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Remote Isle
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Skycloud Expanse
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Cleansing Nova
• 1x Dismantling Wave
• 1x Fascination
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Mnemonic Deluge
• 1x Sakashima's Will
• 1x Windfall

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace Beleren

Creature (17)

• 1x Body of Knowledge
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Dream Trawler
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Keeper of the Accord
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1x Nadir Kraken
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Riverwise Augur
• 1x Shabraz, the Skyshark  ^Flip
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Tolarian Kraken
• 1x Toothy, Imaginary Friend
• 1x Verge Rangers

Artifact (15)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Anvil of Bogardan
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Folio of Fancies
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x The Magic Mirror
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x AEtherize
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Emergency Powers
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Mission Briefing
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Sublime Epiphany
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Tolarian Winds

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Archmage Ascension
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Promise of Tomorrow
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight

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Maybeboard

Artifact (1)

• 1x Horizon Stone

Instant (1)

• 1x Akroma's Will

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Triumphant Reckoning

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Group hug...unless :^)

We're actually hugging with this decklist. Very lightly though, just enough that people think twice about killing our funny little guy.

THE STRATEGIES

1: Main goal is to dig through our deck to create some very large creatures for beats: Shabraz, the Skyshark, Toothy, Imaginary Friend, Body of Knowledge, and Chasm Skulker.

2: Laboratory Maniac. You've hit the sweet spot of draw engines and pay offs.

3: Psychosis Crawler and Tolarian Winds. Big grip and/or big monsters, but pesky Constant Mists or even larger monsters in the way.

THE CHEEKY SYNERGIES

1: Tolarian Kraken and Kwain, Itinerant Meddler. I did not include an infinite mana combo, so its just pure, sweet value.

2: Drogskol Reaver and Well of Lost Dreams. I'm sure you guessed it, but hella value draws.

3: Shabraz, the Skyshark and Well of Lost Dreams. Hey look, it's the Well again! Like #1, goes infinite if you have an infinite mana combo.

4: Smothering Tithe and...well a lot. Anvil of Bogardan, Fascination, Minds Aglow, Folio of Fancies, Kwain, Itinerant Meddler, and Windfall.

THE WINCON

Laboratory Maniac, Drogskol Reaver, and Shabraz, the Skyshark. Drogskol and Shabraz go infinite and you can -NOT- stop it. These are not may abilities. Never play them at the same time unless LabMan is out. You either need to swing in with Drogskol and connect or use any of the draw/life gain effects in the deck.

THE OHSHIT BUTTON

Getting milled/drawing out and LabMan was sent to the Shadow Realm?

-Emergency Powers. A nice little reset and remember that it is an Instant. This is huge and has the nice bonus for a main phase cast.

-Mission Briefing. Incase both LabMan and Emergency Powers hit the bin, it's our last shot.

CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

1: Mentor of the Meek. It doesn't work with a lot of the deck, but has a spicy synergy with Nadir Kraken. Yes, it does exactly what you think.

2: Basalt Monolith and Rings of Brighthearth. The classic infinite mana. Rings has a very small synergy with Kwain on it's own. Basalt also half-decent mana rock without Rings.

LETS ALL SUFFER TOGETHER

Hi there. I'm guessing you clicked this because you like to have less fun. Not only that, you like to make your friends have even less fun than that.

1. Hullbreacher, Alms Collector, Narset, Parter of Veils

2. Aven Mindcensor, Mindlock Orb

3. Eidolon of Rhetoric, Deafening Silence, Rule of Law, Arcane Laboratory

4. Rest in Peace, Samurai of the Pale Curtain

5. Hushbringer, Kismet, Thalia, Heretic Cathar, Stasis

6. Leonin Arbiter, Thalia, Guardian of Thraben, Vryn Wingmare, Aura of Silence

7. Mother of Runes and Giver of Runes

8. Balancing Act

To be honest, at this point you should just play Grand Arbiter Augustin IV

Top Ranked	Achieved #34 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #26 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH WU (Azorius) 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.35
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Soldier 1/1 W, Squid 1/1 U, Tentacle 1/1 U, Treasure
Folders	Inspiration, Hi