Penis Deck

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (27)

• 1x Abundant Maw
• 1x AEthersnipe
• 1x Armada Wurm
• 1x Bane of the Living
• 1x Battering Wurm
• 1x Clergy en-Vec
• 1x Cosmic Larva
• 1x Court Homunculus
• 1x Demigod of Revenge
• 1x Drill-Skimmer
• 1x Ekundu Cyclops
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Gluttonous Cyclops
• 1x Grappler Spider
• 1x Jeering Homunculus
• 1x Master Transmuter
• 1x Mindbender Spores
• 1x Olivia Voldaren
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Siege Wurm
• 1x Sludge Crawler
• 1x Spincrusher
• 1x Voracious Null
• 1x Watercourser
• 1x Witch-Maw Nephilim
• 1x Worldspine Wurm
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Artifact (12)

• 1x Batterskull
• 1x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Cursed Rack
• 1x Dromoka Monument
• 1x Fieldmist Borderpost
• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Gleemax
• 1x Horn of Greed
• 1x Ivory Tower
• 1x Mistvein Borderpost
• 1x Slayer's Cleaver
• 1x Untethered Express

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Artificer's Intuition
• 1x Binding Agony
• 1x Blessing
• 1x Ice Over
• 1x Spirit Away

Land (3)

• 1x City of Ass
• 1x Ghost Town
• 1x Rupture Spire

Commander (1)

Instant (7)

• 1x Advent of the Wurm
• 1x Blinding Spray
• 1x Costly Plunder
• 1x Cruel Feeding
• 1x Gush
• 1x Horribly Awry
• 1x Reverse Polarity

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Serum Visions

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 1x Alesha, Who Smiles at Death
• 1x Elvish Ranger
• 1x Uktabi Kong
• 1x Uktabi Orangutan

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A deck where all the card art looks like dicks. Its not that complicated.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 16 - 2 Rares 11 - 1 Uncommons 23 - 1 Commons
Cards	56
Avg. CMC	3.64
Tokens	1/1 G Token Creature Ape, Morph 2/2 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Wurm 5/5 G w/ Trample