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Pillowforting, Weeniepunching and Goblin Diplomacy

Commander / EDH BRGW

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Tokens (89)

Defence (39)

Burn (26)

Tutor (18)

Protection (14)

Attack (1)

Steal (1)

Ramp (81)

Pen (44)

Land (32)

Utility (15)

Recursion (11)

Control (2)

Sliver (1)

Removal (54)

Buff (49)

Draw (32)

Smash (25)

Discard (14)

Cheat (6)

Other (5)


Wheeee!

Everyone, Punch Everyone!

A.K.A. Also Definitely Not Marchesa

General Kreat, the Boltbringer Shroofus Sproutsire

Uncivil Unrest

Add Avenging Druid for that sweet ramp. Professional Face-Breaker Saradoc, Master of Buckland The Battle of Bywater Lotho, Corrupt Shirrif Moria Marauder Radagast the Brown Gollum, Scheming Guide Merry, Esquire of Rohan Call of the Ring Glimmer Lens

Try out Runic Armasaur.

For serious consideration: Awaken the Erstwhile Pest Infestation Valiant Endeavour Finale of Glory Fiery Emancipation

Magnetic Web is the weirdest card.

Bullwhip

Guardian of the Gateless, Hundred Handed One, Indestructibility effects.

Buy: Solar Tide

Find?: Thaumatic Compass

1x Bower Passage #Pen

I start a game of EDH with my friends from the block I pull out my sweet brand new deck and I'm ready to rock We start to mulligan and I get a great hand I start ramping up putting down all my land

I still got some dorks untapped; I'll use a mana sink But now I'm insecure, perhaps I should have stopped to think

Goin' all out, man, yeah I'll play everything Goin' all out, man, yeah I'll play everything

Wish I could turn back time and undo my mistakes I can't do anything I've no mana I am tapped out

Sometimes a full board wipe will take be back to bein' at square one How come I'm never able to identify when they're gonna come I'd play Telepathy if I could ever draw it But with my luck, even if I had that, they'd Terminus me every time

This is a bother, 'cause Sharuum's gonna combo off The clones he own are about to make the table boned If I could only kill that Zulaport it wouldn't really matter Between stuff on the board and counterspells up I should have picked the latter

All my permanents, they aren't doing anything All my permanents, they aren't doing anything

Wish I could turn back time and undo my mistakes Got all these instants that I can't cast 'cause I am tapped out.

Wish I could turn back time, and make different plays Or had a Seedborn Muse to keep me from being tapped out Wish I could turn back time, and make different plays Or had a Seedborn Muse to keep me from being tapped out

We are playing EDH where all the cards have different names I keep trying all these decks but it just never goes my way Thought I could win the damage race but now my life has gone away I say "Shuffle and let's play another" Yeah

Wish I could turn back time and undo my mistakes I've got a six card hand I can't cast 'cause I am tapped out.

Playin' EDH, playing EDH, funny We're playin' EDH, outside I hear it's sunny Playin' EDH, playing EDH, funny We're playin' EDH, outside I hear it's sunny

We are playing EDH where all the cards have different names I keep trying all these decks but it just never goes my way Thought I could win the damage race but now my life has gone away I say "Shuffle, we're playing another" Yeah

Suggestions

Updates Add

A lot of good cards have been printed since I last updated this deck. It's time to try some of them out.

In:

  • Komainu Battle Armor
  • Subira, Tulzidi Caravanner
  • Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • Mangara, the Diplomat
  • Lathril, Blade of the Elves
  • Hans Eriksson
  • Ohran Frostfang
  • Keen Duelist
  • Fable of the Mirror-Breaker
  • Eiganjo Uprising
  • Wand of Orcus

Out:

  • Goblin Spymaster
  • Mask of Memory
  • Mentor of the Meek
  • Rogue's Gloves
  • Genesis Chamber
  • Beast Whisperer
  • Ohran Viper
  • Pain Seer
  • Harvest Season
  • Dawning Purist
  • Tempt with Vengeance
  • Plague of Vermin

Comments

Date added 7 years
Last updated 2 weeks
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

8 - 0 Mythic Rares

63 - 0 Rares

17 - 0 Uncommons

4 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.79
Tokens Cat 2/2 W, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Elemental 1/1 R, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Goblin 1/1 R, Gold, Human 1/1 R, Morph 2/2 C, Prosperous Bandit 1/1 R, Saproling 1/1 G, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
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