Piss off Deck

Modern* BG (Golgari)

alrossan23

Creature (22)

• 2x Ambush Viper
• 4x Deadly Recluse
• 3x Deathgaze Cockatrice
• 1x Experiment One
• 2x Giant Scorpion
• 1x Hired Torturer
• 1x Kessig Recluse
• 1x Nefarox, Overlord of Grixis
• 4x Royal Assassin
• 3x Wasteland Viper

Land (21)

• 10x Forest
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 10x Swamp

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Blood Reckoning
• 4x Skeletal Grimace
• 1x Viper's Kiss

Artifact (7)

• 1x Fireshrieker
• 1x Grappling Hook
• 4x Sharpened Pitchfork
• 1x Staff of the Death Magus

Instant (4)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 2x Fog
• 1x Wild Hunger

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My newest deck, its a black/green deathtouch and double strike deck with the purpose of killing all attackers until the enemy is left vulnerable enough for me to attack and kill any and all remaining defenders without casualties. I originally made the deck just to screw with my friends thus the name, using spells like Dying Wish and Sinister Possession but after adding in some deathtouches i realized that the deck was useless the way it was and they would just beat me in the end and laugh so i began to tie together the uses of the cards and made it a deathtouch deck, after which i realized that adding some first strike or double strike artifacts could greatly increase its proficiency at killing creatures and so became a deck that is bent on defending against the enemy until they run out of attackers and thus slowly killing them.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.49