Please Attack Anyone But Me

Commander / EDH* BR (Rakdos)

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Creature (16)

• 1x Accursed Witch  ^Flip
• 1x AEther Membrane
• 1x Balduvian Warlord
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Dread
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion
• 1x Night Incarnate
• 1x Psychosis Crawler
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sower of Discord
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Languish
• 1x Mana Geyser
• 1x Necromantic Selection
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Syphon Mind
• 1x Vandalblast

Land (37)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Cinder Barrens
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 12x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Bitter Feud
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Curse of Bloodletting
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Demonic Vigor
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Thrull Retainer
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x War's Toll

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Heartstone
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Medicine Bag
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Rakdos Locket
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Thran Turbine
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (10)

• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Starstorm
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Supernatural Stamina
• 1x Terminate

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I'm not sure if it works out, but the general plan is:

• Get lots of mana to activate Xantcha's ability heaps.

• Plenty of boardwipes that don't kill Xantcha.

• Things that protect or regenerate Xantcha.

• Things that incentivise opponents to attack each other and not me.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.44
Tokens	Gold, Ogre 3/3 R, The Monarch