Please Just Give Me 2nd Place

Commander / EDH Group Hug RGWU

benisbenis

Creature (32)

• 1x Ball Lightning
• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Dawnbreak Reclaimer
• 1x Dawnstrider
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Heartwood Storyteller
• 1x Hunted Wumpus
• 1x Indentured Djinn
• 1x Magus of the Vineyard
• 1x Mungha Wurm
• 1x Noble Benefactor
• 1x Nullmage Advocate
• 1x Old-Growth Dryads
• 1x Phelddagrif
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Runed Servitor
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Shizuko, Caller of Autumn
• 1x Sky Swallower
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Tempting Wurm
• 1x Thousand Winds
• 1x Tidal Force
• 1x Troublesome Spirit
• 1x Veteran Explorer
• 1x Walking Archive
• 1x Wall of Omens
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Zedruu the Greathearted *f-etch*

Land (36)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Ancient Amphitheater
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Copperline Gorge
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 8x Forest
• 4x Island
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 3x Mountain
• 6x Plains
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Dictate of Karametra
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Eladamri's Vineyard
• 1x Heartbeat of Spring
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Vernal Equinox

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace Beleren

Instant (1)

• 1x Intellectual Offering

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Jeskai Banner
• 1x Reito Lantern
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Soul Conduit
• 1x Spectral Searchlight
• 1x Victory Chimes

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Harmless Offering
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x New Frontiers
• 1x Sylvan Offering
• 1x Time Reversal
• 1x Weird Harvest

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This deck is comprised of junky group hug cards that aim to give everyone a faster way to combo off. I’ve had this deck for three years and my only goal is to get second place. However, that wish has never come. No matter how scary and gigantic other people’s boards are, I’m always the first one to die in commander games, even if my opponents are near death. All I want to do is give someone my Platinum Angel...

(Also, the only reason why I have Thousand Winds, Ball Lightning, and Tidal Force is that I painted Kazejin, Sanga of Thunder, and Suijin, respectively, on the cards.)

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.22
Tokens	1/1 G Creature Hippo, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Morph 2/2 C, The Monarch, Treefolk X/X G