Please Sir May I Have Some Land

Commander / EDH Budget Casual Jank Land Destruction RG (Gruul) Theme/Gimmick

Memnun

Land (41)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Vestige
• 1x Desert of the Fervent
• 1x Desert of the Indomitable
• 1x Dwarven Mine
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Fertile Thicket
• 9x Forest
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Hickory Woodlot
• 1x Holdout Settlement
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 11x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Radiant Fountain
• 1x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Sandstone Needle
• 1x Smoldering Spires
• 1x Sunscorched Desert
• 1x Teetering Peaks
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Turntimber Grove

Artifact (4)

• 1x Horizon Spellbomb
• 1x Lifespark Spellbomb
• 1x Panic Spellbomb
• 1x Pyrite Spellbomb

Instant (3)

• 1x Elemental Uprising
• 1x Rain of Rust
• 1x Seismic Strike

Creature (20)

• 1x Cartographer
• 1x Faultgrinder
• 1x Fire Snake
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Juniper Order Druid
• 1x Kavu Recluse
• 1x Krosan Restorer
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Manic Vandal
• 1x Myr Landshaper
• 1x Orcish Farmer
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Slimy Kavu
• 1x Stoic Builder
• 1x Stone-Seeder Hierophant
• 1x Tilling Treefolk
• 1x Tin Street Hooligan
• 1x Tundra Kavu
• 1x Yavimaya Granger
• 1x Zhur-Taa Druid

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Crusher Zendikon
• 1x Dawn's Reflection
• 1x Earthlore
• 1x Fertile Ground
• 1x Gift of Paradise
• 1x Hostile Realm
• 1x Market Festival
• 1x Overgrowth
• 1x Tin Street Market
• 1x Urban Burgeoning
• 1x Urban Utopia
• 1x Vastwood Zendikon
• 1x Verdant Haven
• 1x Wild Growth

Commander (1)

Sorcery (17)

• 1x Boiling Earth
• 1x Craterize
• 1x Devastate
• 1x Dwarven Landslide
• 1x Earthen Arms
• 1x Geomancer's Gambit
• 1x Melt Terrain
• 1x Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
• 1x Raze
• 1x Reap and Sow
• 1x Roiling Terrain
• 1x Rubble Reading
• 1x Seismic Shift
• 1x Seismic Spike
• 1x Stone Rain
• 1x Survey the Wreckage
• 1x Vandalize

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Blight Mamba
• 1x Ogre Menial

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Structural Collapse

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Font of Fertility
• 1x Zektar Shrine Expedition

Artifact (1)

• 1x Gruul Locket

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100% commons. NOT a good deck, don't treat it as such. I would love suggestions for better common cards that fit in with the theme :)

The "game plan" is primarily control-oriented, though some draw sequences could see a more tempo-based game. Highly political, you don't really expect to be the winner in games but you can have a grand time playing kingmaker. Basically just make an alliance with whichever player you think has the best shot, and neuter whoever is most threatening you and your ally.

Lands in this deck are highly expendable, and you have plenty of cards that beef up the mana production on the few lands you do care about keeping around. For the most part, they're fodder for animation or as extra payment for your better land destruction spells. Treat your own lands as expendable and nobody will care about you being so rude to their lands.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Uncommons 78 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.08
Tokens	Dwarf 1/1 R, Food, Goblin 1/1 R, Plant 0/1 G