Prime Rib

Commander / EDH* GU (Simic)

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Creature (40)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Body Double
• 1x Bounding Krasis
• 1x Breaching Hippocamp
• 1x Chakram Retriever
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Corridor Monitor
• 1x Crashing Drawbridge
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Destiny Spinner
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fatestitcher
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Greenwarden of Murasa
• 1x Hyrax Tower Scout
• 1x Kiora's Follower
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Palinchron
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Quirion Ranger
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sakashima the Impostor
• 1x Scryb Ranger
• 1x Spellseeker
• 1x Teardrop Kami
• 1x Temur Sabertooth
• 1x Tidal Barracuda
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Volrath's Shapeshifter
• 1x Walking Ballista
• 1x Wall of Roots
• 1x Wirewood Symbiote
• 1x Woodland Bellower

Land (28)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 6x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Island
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wirewood Lodge
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Artifact (7)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Savage Summoning
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Veil of Summer
• 1x Vitalize
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Instill Energy
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Nature's Chosen
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library

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Turbo-Hulk Vannifar

2 Standard lines, at least one of which is usually possible. Assume that all ETB: Untaps target Prime Speaker Vannifar, unless otherwise specified

Retriever

Requirements: 2 Forests (or a forest and a land drop), a 2 drop, and a spell you can cast.

1. Pod 2 Drop -> Pestermite
2. Pod Pestermite -> Breaching Hippocamp
3. Pod Hippocamp -> Chakram Retriever
4. Cast Spell, Retriever untaps Vannifar
5. Pod Retriever -> Woodland Bellower
6. Bellower finds Bounding Krasis
7. Pod Krasis -> Metamorph copying Bellower
8. Bellower finds Quirion Ranger
9. Quirion untaps
10. Replay Forest
11. Pod Bellower -> Quicksilver Gargantuan, copying Bellower
12. Bellower finds Wirewood Symbiote
13. Symbiote bounces Quirion to untap
14. Pod Bellower -> Protean Hulk
15. Replay Quirion Ranger
16. Use Quirion to untap
17. Pod Hulk
18. Hulk trigger finds Ezuri, Claw of Progress, Sage of Hours, and at least 4 0 drops (Walking Ballista, Dryad Arbor, Hangarback Walker, Memnite, Ornithopter)
19. Infinite turns

You can skip steps 7-13 with one extra untap (e.g. Wirewood Lodge). This works particularly well with Instill Energy, Nature's Chosen and Teardrop Kami, as they can also be your spell for step 4.

Thousand-Year Elixir

Requirements: , 2 Drop in play

1. Pod 2 drop -> Trophy Mage
2. Trophy Mage finds Thousand-Year Elixir
3. Play Elixir
4. Use Elixir to untap Vannifar
5. Pod Trophy Mage -> Fatestitcher
6. Untap Vannifar
7. Pod Fatestitcher -> Tidewater Minion
8. Untap Vannifar
9. Pod Tidewater Minion -> Woodland Bellower
10. Bellower finds Bounding Krasis
11. Pod Bellower -> Hulk
12. Unearth Fatestitcher
13. Untap Vannifar
14. Pod Hulk
15. Hulk trigger finds Ezuri, Claw of Progress, Sage of Hours, and at least 4 0 drops (Walking Ballista, Dryad Arbor, Hangarback Walker, Memnite, Ornithopter)
16. Infinite turns

Some other options: Using Vannifar and Spellseeker/Fierce Empath to find both Halves of Flash Hulk

If Hulk is offline, Priest of Titania/Karametra's Acolyte + Umbral Mantle makes infinite mana with 4 elves, to win, pod to Spellseeker, Find Worldly tutor, Pod either into a clone effect on spellseeker, or sac Spellseeker and pod into E-wit (indirectly), find a draw draw spell, worldly for ballista, draw it, win.

If you are looking for space for a tech card or protection spell, here are the cards that can safely be cut (depending on your meta)

Non-Essential Cards Show

Survival of the Fittest

Scavenging Ooze

Dosan

Reclamation Sage (only if you are confident you won't need it for Totems/Cages)

Chrome Mox

Gilded Drake

Vitalize

Wall of Roots

Whirlpool Rider

Arbor Elf

Kiora's Follower

Top Ranked	Achieved #22 position overall 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH GU (Simic) 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.26
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U
Folders	The Hottest of Hotness, Decks i want to try, Research, cEDH, Cool EDH, Competitive decks, EDH Decks I Like, simic, Vannifar, EDH
Based on	Primespeaker's pod Magically_Jenny EDH