Probably the most annoying & janky deck I've built

Commander / EDH Alt Win Ascend Energy Food Monarch Tokens Treasure Venture Into the Dungeon

Hordebane

Snow (20)

• 1x Arctic Flats
• 1x Arctic Treeline
• 1x Boreal Shelf
• 1x Frost Marsh
• 1x Glacial Floodplain
• 1x Highland Weald
• 1x Ice Tunnel
• 1x Replicating Ring
• 1x Rimewood Falls
• 1x Snow-Covered Forest
• 1x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 1x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Snow-Covered Wastes
• 1x Snowfield Sinkhole
• 1x Sulfurous Mire
• 1x Tresserhorn Sinks
• 1x Volatile Fjord
• 1x Woodland Chasm

Food (9)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Galadriel, Gift-Giver
• 1x Gingerbrute
• 1x Madame Vastra
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x The Third Doctor
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Transmutation Font

Energy (8)

• 1x Aether Hub
• 1x Conversion Apparatus
• 1x Guide of Souls
• 1x HELIOS One
• 1x Roil Cartographer
• 1x Servant of the Conduit
• 1x Solar Transformer
• 1x Volatile Stormdrake

Monarch (7)

• 1x Azure Fleet Admiral
• 1x Court of Grace
• 1x Emberwilde Captain
• 1x Forth Eorlingas!
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Queen Marchesa
• 1x Throne of the High City

Colorless (14)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Aether Hub
• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Conversion Apparatus
• 1x HELIOS One
• 1x Orazca Relic
• 1x Sarevok's Tome
• 1x Scene of the Crime
• 1x Snow-Covered Wastes
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solar Transformer
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Voldaren Estate

City's Blessing (9)

• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Illustrious Wanderglyph
• 1x Orazca Relic
• 1x Skymarcher Aspirant
• 1x Slippery Scoundrel
• 1x Tendershoot Dryad
• 1x Timestream Navigator
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vona's Hunger

Map (9)

• 1x Fanatical Offering
• 1x Get Lost
• 1x Kellan, Daring Traveler
• 1x Restless Anchorage
• 1x Sentinel of the Nameless City
• 1x Spyglass Siren
• 1x Storm Fleet Negotiator
• 1x Topography Tracker
• 1x Worldwalker Helm

Treasure (8)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Dungeoneer's Pack
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Galadriel, Gift-Giver
• 1x Loot Dispute
• 1x Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1x The Third Doctor
• 1x Tireless Provisioner

Powerstone (7)

• 1x Gix's Caress
• 1x Hall of Tagsin
• 1x Karn, Living Legacy
• 1x Repair and Recharge
• 1x Stern Lesson
• 1x The Brothers' War
• 1x Urza's Command

Commander (1)

Clue (13)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Ballroom
• 1x Conservatory
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Kitchen
• 1x Library
• 1x Lounge
• 1x Madame Vastra
• 1x Scene of the Crime
• 1x Secret Passage
• 1x Study
• 1x The Third Doctor
• 1x Transmutation Font

Blood (8)

• 1x Ceremonial Knife
• 1x Kamber, the Plunderer
• 1x Moonstone Eulogist
• 1x Restless Bloodseeker  ^Flip
• 1x Shilgengar, Sire of Famine
• 1x Transmutation Font
• 1x Voldaren Epicure
• 1x Voldaren Estate

Initiative (8)

• 1x Dungeoneer's Pack
• 1x Loot Dispute
• 1x Passageway Seer
• 1x Rilsa Rael, Kingpin
• 1x Sarevok's Tome
• 1x Undercellar Sweep
• 1x Vicious Battlerager
• 1x White Plume Adventurer

Other (4)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Profane Tutor
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman

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Other (2)

• 1x Candy Trail
• 1x Parallel Thoughts

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Or maybe it's my magnum opus...

Either way, I'm dedicated to helping my boy Wowzer fulfill his dreams.

This deck definitely feels like it's going to need about 1,000 playtests to actually balance out the different things needed for the wincon, but I did my best to try to keep a relatively even amount of generation of all of them in the deck.
This was honestly a struggle to build because aside from the TEN different things you need to win with Wowzer's trigger, there's a few other things to consider as well.
Namely:
- Being able to consistently get all of the colors of mana needed for the commander, including Colorless and Snow (Honestly, I will need to do a better job with this mana base, but I couldn't be fucked to do it right this moment).
- Being able to protect the Monarch and Initiative, since you need to have them both BEFORE you swing with Wowzer.

All in all, this was a fun and challenging list to put together so far and I'll probably be doing a lot of testing with it.
If you have any recommendations, definitely shout them out!


This took me about 4 hours to put together a list for, please look at it...

Top Ranked	Achieved #17 position overall 1 dag ago Achieved #15 position in Commander / EDH 1 dag ago Achieved #8 position in Commander / EDH Tokens 2 days ago
Date added	1 week
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 32 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.16
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Blood, City's Blessing, Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Dragon 5/5 R, Dungeon: Undercity, Emblem Karn, Living Legacy, Energy Reserve, Food, Gnome 1/1 C, Human Knight 2/2 R, Map, On an Adventure, Powerstone, Replicated Ring, Saproling 1/1 G, Skeleton 4/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, The Initiative, The Monarch, Treasure