Prossh, TIMMY GOD

Commander / EDH*

loopgru

Creature (26)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Catacomb Sifter
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Generator Servant
• 1x Grave Titan
• 1x Hellkite Charger
• 1x Hell's Caretaker
• 1x Knollspine Dragon
• 1x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sidisi, Undead Vizier
• 1x Smothering Abomination
• 1x Vexing Shusher
• 1x Viashino Heretic
• 1x Xenagos, God of Revels
• 1x Zada, Hedron Grinder

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Domri Rade
• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker

Land (34)

• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 5x Forest
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Jund Panorama
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Mossfire Valley
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Breath of Fury
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (8)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (13)

• 1x Berserk
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Fatal Frenzy
• 1x Fling
• 1x Fresh Meat
• 1x Impact Resonance
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Overblaze
• 1x Savage Beating
• 1x Temur Battle Rage
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Assault Strobe
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Essence Harvest
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Rite of Consumption

Commander (1)

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Some decks are willing to crawl through the mud and use every piddly, boring, greasy means necessary to win at any cost.

This is not that deck.

The goal of this deck is to hit the table hard enough to inspire fireside tales of glory and add luster to my beard. I want to throw down Prossh, the most metal of generals, and stack every doubling effect and absurd buff in the deck on him then follow up with Chandra's Ignition or Impact Resonance or Essence Harvest and roar with triumphant laughter before cranking the Manowar and riding off into the sunset.

...or, more likely, do all of that and then laugh at myself as the blue player- you know who you are- pauses his hipster pop long enough to roll his eyes and play an Unsummon for one blue mana.

There is no glory in denying an opponent an honorable combat. I don't run much removal, there are no stax elements, there are no infinite combos. This is an engine of pure, unadulterated ass-kicking.

In all seriousness, this is a totally over-powered casual deck. It's for fun. It's for trotting out to the LGS and either being a laughingstock at the spike table or an archenemy at just about any other. It's fun. It does crazy memorable things that people talk and laugh about afterward.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.21
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Emblem Domri Rade, Goblin 1/1 R, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Zombie 2/2 B