Prosshie Poo #koboldlivesdontmatter Primer

Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) Combo Competitive Cruel Control Infinite Combo Stax

Pleeber

Control (23)

• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Berserk
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Casualties of War
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Maelstrom Pulse
• 1x Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Vandalblast

AltWinCon (12)

• 1x Atarka, World Render
• 1x Berserk
• 1x Boltwing Marauder
• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Hellrider
• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Samut, the Tested
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Misc (4)

• 1x Bloodbraid Elf
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden

Wipes (3)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Crux of Fate
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

G (2)

• 2x Forest

Necropotence (1)

• 1x Necropotence

AnyColor (13)

• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Ramp (13)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker
• 1x Harrow
• 1x Mwonvuli Acid-Moss
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Xenagos, the Reveler

R/G (5)

• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Copperline Gorge
• 1x Grove of the Burnwillows
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple of Abandon

B/G (4)

• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Utility (4)

• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

R (2)

• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mountain

FoodChain (1)

• 1x Food Chain

SuddenSpoiling (1)

• 1x Sudden Spoiling

Commander (1)

Combo (13)

• 1x Birthing Pod
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Essence Warden
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Food Chain
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Managorger Hydra
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

CardAdvantage (10)

• 1x Bloodbraid Elf
• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Deathreap Ritual
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sylvan Library

B/R (4)

• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Temple of Malice

B (4)

• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

CharmbreakerDevils (1)

• 1x Charmbreaker Devils

Ugin (1)

• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

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"Bro, do you like,work out?". Ever wish that eating babies got you chicks and made you buff? Then be like Prossh! Use satanic Jund cards to chow your way to victory, as your opponents cry. If you don't feel like a jerk, and your opponents aren't sweating and/or crying, you didn't do it right. I'm improving as I go, and edit as I get cards. All my friends love the deck, but few love to play against it. Very competitive, I've ranked high in many tournaments. Food Chain as well as entering/dying effects are included, as well as tutors, but I don't want to win the same way every time. I have plenty of answers so that I don't lose as I stall to win, usually with Prossh. Lord of the Void and my other alternate win conditions are there for if someone shuts me out of Prossh.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.43
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Kobold 0/1 R, Plant 0/1 G, Satyr 2/2 GR, Spirit 1/1 C
Folders	EDH, Not my decks, Commander Decks, commander inspiration, Interesting Commander Decks, Jund, prossh, EDH, Potential