Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children - Group Slug

Commander / EDH Aristocrats BRG (Jund) Combo Competitive Group Slug Multiplayer Primer Sacrifice Tokens

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Creature (26)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloodletter of Aclazotz
• 1x Chatterfang, Squirrel General
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
• 1x Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1x Korvold, Fae-Cursed King
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Mishra, Claimed by Gix  ^Meld
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Squee, the Immortal
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Enchantment (14)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Court of Embereth
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Food Chain
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x The Meathook Massacre

Land (31)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 3x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Instant (8)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Blood for the Blood God!
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Commander (1)

Artifact (15)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Scepter of Celebration
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Impulse
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Talisman of Resilience
• 1x The Reaver Cleaver

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Three Visits

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Hatred
• 1x Tainted Strike
• 1x Tragic Slip

Artifact (2)

• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x The Golden Throne

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Indulge / Excess
• 1x Life / Death
• 1x Reanimate

Creature (1)

• 1x Twilight Prophet

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Cryptolith Rite

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Prossh Food Chain but with a big group slug theme.

Blood for the Blood God!, Bastion of Remembrance, Deathrite Shaman, Exsanguinate, Gray Merchant of Asphodel, Impact Tremors, Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord, Kokusho, the Evening Star, Massacre Wurm, Mirkwood Bats, Mishra, Claimed by Gix  , Poison-Tip Archer, Purphoros, God of the Forge, Sheoldred, the Apocalypse, Syr Konrad, the Grim, The Meathook Massacre, Twilight Prophet, Vindictive Vampire, and Zulaport Cutthroat are all my go-wide damage/life loss effects.

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Feel free to check out my other decks.

ACTIVE:

{U}{B}{R} Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

{W}{B}{R} Spanisshin Inquisisshin

{W}{U}{B} Alela's Aerodynamics: A Crash Course

{W}{U}{R} Bipedal Beastmode (Éowyn Human Tribal)

{W}{U}{G} Dopplegangbangers - Historic Flash Convoke Copies

{W}{R}{G} Rienne's Kaleidoscope - Multicolor/Legends Matter

RETIRED:

{W} Goldmane... The Other Brother

{U}{B}{G} Muldrotha's Madhouse ⫷Primer⫸

{W}{B}{G} Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

{W}{R}{G} Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

{B}{R}{G} Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children - Group Slug

{U}{R}{G} Animar, Gaea's Hemorrhoid ⫷PRIMER⫸

{W}{G} Sisay's Hombres -Hatebears

{W}{B}{R} Edgar's Dega Vampires

{G}{B}{U}{W} Little Rey of Ishine (Reyhan/Ishai)

CRAFTED (NEVER PLAYED):

{W}{R} "Wake Up, Wasteland! It's Me, Three Dog!"

{W}{B}{G} The Calm Before The Swarm -Mazirek/Vrestin Insects (Rule 0)

BUILT FOR FRIENDS:

{U}{B}{G} Boot Scootin' Booger - Felix Five Boots

{W}{B}{R} "The Devil's Invoice" - Vihaan Treasuristocrats

{W}{R}{G} Ghired's Parrots: "Stop Copying Me, Squawk"

Date added	2 years
Last updated	4 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	17 - 0 Mythic Rares 44 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.75
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Citizen 1/1 GW, City's Blessing, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Squirrel 1/1 G, The Monarch, Treasure
Folders	Commander, EDH, prossh inspo, Prossh, gay