Protect the Crop [ANTI STORM CROW TRIBAL]

Modern Artifact Combo Control Cruel Control Infinite Combo Tribal

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Creature (25)

• 3x Antler Skulkin
• 4x Grand Architect
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 3x Melira, Sylvok Outcast
• 4x Painter's Servant
• 4x Pili-Pala
• 3x Reaper King
• 3x Scarecrone

Land (22)

• 2x Bloodstained Mire
• 3x Breeding Pool
• 2x Cavern of Souls
• 3x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 3x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Polluted Delta
• 3x Steam Vents
• 2x Verdant Catacombs

Artifact (4)

• 4x Lotus Bloom

Instant (5)

• 3x Countersquall
• 2x Remand

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Banefire
• 2x Gitaxian Probe
• 3x Reshape

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PAINTER'S SERVANT IS BACK BABY!

The advent of our one true masters return to legality in the format has called for action! For too long people have run scared of the all omnipotent Storm Crow gimmick win. BUT NO LONGER! The scarecrows are back in town baby and you need no longer fret for your crops as they are safe once again.

With the crow dead and your crops protected,what else can these wonders of the field do? Other than protect your annual yield from pesky birds of course.

A few of the tasty combos present in this bad boy of the farm are as follows:

Ye olde infinite mana combo with Pili-Pala and Grand Architect, now made easier by the presence of Painter's Servant to negate the need to turn our boy blue.

We have our old Reshape into Lotus Bloom for an easy mana jump when in trouble or for dropping the gas gun on the Storm Crow without having to have a sleepy crop.

Finally we have our big interactions with the king of crop himself, Painter's Servant . Melira, Sylvok Outcast + Antler Skulkin + Scarecrone for the draw your deck lifetime achievement award. We can then draw into a win condition of our choosing:

---Banefire to burn our competitors crops down so we can completely dominate the farmers market on sundays.

---Iona, Shield of Emeria, so as we never see another Storm Crow again.

---Pump lands such as Kessig Wolf Run and Lavaclaw Reaches to take revenge on the years of torment Storm Crow has inflicted in the best way possible and murder them with the land they once reigned over.

"But -Ragnar-, what else can this already perfect do?" I hear you say. Well, Other than it's complete and utter ability to bring full and total retribution on the infamous Storm Crow this deck can also do all this:

1. Scarecrows will not only protect your harvest from Storm Crow 's but any other bird or pest known to man/planeswalker.

2. This deck can increase the size of a males erect penis by 12 inches overnight (If this does not work it means you have not full embraced Scarecrows into your life).

3. Can feed a whole group of hungry third world children (subject to children hungering for rectangular cardboard pieces, does not work with all starving children).

4. Having trouble with someone at school? Don't want them hanging around? Win against them with this deck and they will probably never speak to you ever again.

5. When wrapped tightly in a rubber band this deck makes for a great heavy thing to throw at anyone you see buying Storm Crow 's.

Remember, to win with Scarecrows one must fully embrace them into one's life, only then will the full power of our farm overlords be revealed to you.

"Run Painter's Servant , or die tryin" ~50 Cent

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	62
Avg. CMC	3.22
Folders	Prob