天然气管道保护 Protection of gas pipelines

Commander / EDH* Bracket 3 Jank Mono-Green Ramp Tap/Untap

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Creature (36)

• 1x Agonasaur Rex
• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Circle of Dreams Druid
• 1x Duskwatch Recruiter  ^Flip
• 1x Enduring Vitality
• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Generous Patron
• 1x Ifh-Biff Efreet
• 1x Innocuous Researcher
• 1x Insidious Fungus
• 1x Intrepid Paleontologist
• 1x Joraga Treespeaker
• 1x Keeper of Progenitus
• 1x Llanowar Tribe
• 1x Masticore
• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient
• 1x Oasis Ritualist
• 1x Ohran Viper
• 1x Rampaging Yao Guai
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Sachi, Daughter of Seshiro
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Shigeki, Jukai Visionary
• 1x Skyshroud Poacher
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Spike Weaver
• 1x Squallmonger
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper
• 1x Temur Sabertooth
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Voice of Many
• 1x Walking Ballista
• 1x Watchful Naga
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Downdraft
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Keen Sense
• 1x Overgrowth
• 1x Snake Umbra
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Survival of the FittestGC
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Tornado
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Vernal Bloom
• 1x Well Rested
• 1x Wild Growth

Land (35)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Gaea's CradleGC
• 31x Snow-Covered Forest
• 1x Urza's Saga

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nissa, Who Shakes the World

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Primal Surge

Commander (1)

Artifact (11)

• 1x Avarice Totem
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Dissection Tools
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Phyrexian Portal
• 1x Planar Portal
• 1x Ring of Three Wishes
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The One RingGC
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

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Artifact (1)

• 1x Cloudstone Curio

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天然气管道保护 Protection of gas pipelines 大蛇祭祀 great snake sacrifice 静音模式下闪光 flash in silent mode 保护艺术家的仆人 protect the artist's servant

扮演一条蛇 Play as a snake 以蛇换大蛇 sacrifice a snake for a big snake 创造种子博物馆的价值和效应 create a seed museum value and effect 站立的空间和大量的灰尘和酒精 standing room and lots of dirt and alcohol 保护你的仆人 protect your servants 速度要快可能的组合是无穷无尽的 Be quick the possible combinations are endless 不要放弃 Don't give up

...what?

Get inspiration from WoW Naxxramas Chinese translation copypastas > write description > hypertranslate > pick out the bits that vaguely make sense > ???

It's funny to me.

Date added	1 month
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.18
Tokens	Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Emblem Nissa, Who Shakes the World, Fanatic of Rhonas 4/4 B, Manifest 2/2 C