Pshh, that never gonna happe-OH MY GOD

Casual* Combo Ramp

dwarvis

Creature (4)

• 4x Simian Spirit Guide

Land (21)

• 2x Ancient Tomb
• 3x Dark Depths
• 3x Forest
• 2x Golgari Guildgate
• 4x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Sejiri Steppe
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Snow-Covered Forest
• 4x Thespian's Stage

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Sylvan Library

Artifact (17)

• 4x Expedition Map
• 4x Lotus Petal
• 4x Pithing Needle
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 4x Sol Ring

Instant (8)

• 4x Crop Rotation
• 4x Fling

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Into the North
• 4x Sylvan Scrying

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Player 1: so, what deck are you playing?

player 2: you'll see

player 1 rolls die, gets 20, goes first.

Player 1: first turn I play forest, play wild nactaal, go.

Player 2: I play dark depths, go.

Player 1: Thats never gonna happen. I play plateau and cast loam lion, and kird ape, attack for 3, go.

Player 2: I play thespian's stage, exile elvish spirit guide to play sol ring, go.

player 1: I play another wild naktaal, and I attack for 7, then lightning bolt you.

player 2: Before end of your turn, I tap sol ring to activate thespian's stage copying dark depths. To get a 20/20 flying indestructible.

Player 1: OH MY GOD! ( conceeds )

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 13 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 28 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.46
Tokens	Marit Lage