Puro Pinche Party [Primer]

Commander / EDH Aggro Casual Cleric Combo Midrange Party Primer Warrior WB (Orzhov)

Crow_Umbra

Creature (30)

• 1x Tinybones, the Pickpocket
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Deep Gnome Terramancer
• 1x Drannith Magistrate
• 1x Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Leonin Relic-Warder
• 1x Lotho, Corrupt Shirriff
• 1x Mindblade Render
• 1x Remorseful Cleric
• 1x Selfless Spirit
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Assault Intercessor
• 1x Aven Interrupter
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Hammers of Moradin
• 1x Harper Recruiter
• 1x Kutzil's Flanker
• 1x Mastermind Plum
• 1x Nalia de'Arnise
• 1x Nighthawk Scavenger
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet
• 1x Rankle, Master of Pranks
• 1x Rev, Tithe Extractor
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vexilus Praetor
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
• 1x Primaris Eliminator

Artifact (8)

• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Jet Medallion
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Bontu's Monument

Land (35)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Emergence Zone
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Minas Tirith
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 8x Plains
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Strip Mine
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Volatile Fault
• 1x War Room

Instant (9)

• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Rebuff the Wicked
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Soul Partition
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Unbreakable Formation

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Dismantling Wave
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Stick Together
• 1x Farewell

Commanders (2)

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Flowering of the White Tree
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Haunted One
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Revel in Riches

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Creature (38)

• 1x Disciple of the Vault
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Archivist of Oghma
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Golgari Thug
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Strict Proctor
• 1x Tenacious Underdog
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Demon's Disciple
• 1x Fiend Hunter
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Glowrider
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Guardian of Faith
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Morbid Opportunist
• 1x Opposition Agent
• 1x Preacher of the Schism
• 1x Sigrid, God-Favored
• 1x Taborax, Hope's Demise
• 1x Tymna the Weaver
• 1x Varragoth, Bloodsky Sire
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Alms Collector
• 1x Body Launderer
• 1x Gisa, Glorious Resurrector
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Jazal Goldmane
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1x Ruthless Technomancer
• 1x Seasoned Dungeoneer
• 1x Squad Commander
• 1x Dire Fleet Ravager
• 1x Disciple of Caelus Nin
• 1x Drana, the Last Bloodchief
• 1x Sun Titan

Instant (13)

• 1x Scout's Warning
• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Infernal Grasp
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Reprieve
• 1x Vanishing Verse
• 1x Excise the Imperfect
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Treacherous Greed
• 1x Akroma's Will
• 1x Faith's Reward

Land (5)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Demolition Field
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Starlit Sanctum

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Angelic Renewal
• 1x Brave the Sands
• 1x Call of the Ring
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Agent of the Iron Throne
• 1x Always Watching
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Artifact (8)

• 1x Multiclass Baldric
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Liquimetal Torque
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Oketra's Monument
• 1x Maskwood Nexus
• 1x Cryptic Gateway

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Damn
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Ashes to Ashes
• 1x Immortal Servitude
• 1x Sevinne's Reclamation

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Based on my Moxfield version of the deck.

Siempre es un pinche party con Burakos. All you need is 4 friends and you're all set to get weird with it.

This deck primarly aims to assemble a full party and swing out with the creatures best suited for wading into combat, and keeping value-generating creatures back as potential blockers. The deck does have the option to combo out, which I will detail later.

Combo Option(s)

The primary combo in the deck right now is:

Leonin Relic-Warder + Necromancy + Zulaport Cutthroat . Bastion of Remembrance or Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim can be used in place of Zulaport Cutthroat, and Animate Dead can be used in the place of Necromancy. Various combo iterations of the combo can also be Animate Dead + Leonin Relic-Warder + Zulaport Cutthroat , Animate Dead + Bastion of Remembrance + Leonin Relic-Warder , Leonin Relic-Warder + Animate + Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim, etc etc

1. Get Leonin Relic-Warder into your graveyard somehow
2. Cast Necromancy or Animate Dead, targeting the Relic-Warder in the graveyard.
3. As Relic-Warder enters the battlefield, use its ETB trigger to exile the Aura that's reanimating it.
4. The Aura "falls off" Relic-Warder as it is sacrificed, which means Relic-Warder as now a legal target in the graveyard as the Aura returns to the battlefield, and can target the Relic-Warder in the graveyard to start the cycle anew.
5. Have Zulaport Cutthroat or another Aristocrat effect on board to see all of the Relic-Warder death triggers from the loop, and machine gun down the table.

Possible expansion pieces

Although there are other ETB/LTB Aristocrats effects out there like Blood Artist, Corpse Knight, and Cruel Celebrant, I want to stick with creatures that carry Party enabling subtypes or are on enchantments.

Potential upgrades & stuff under consideration

While flipping through my binders and boxes to put this deck together, I realized that I have a lot of decent clerics, and this deck could be converted into a cleric tribal deck by swapping out about 25 cards. That list is already brewed up and being tuned/play tested as a possibility.

Aside from that, here are cards I'd consider buying, and others in my collection I'd consider swapping in:

Stuff I do own that I'd consider swapping in:

Part of why I'd consider Cleric tribal is because I have a decent selection and they are all fairly interactive with their various control effects. These are the most likely to get swapped around as I tune the deck to my play group:

• Containment Priest
• Ethersworn Canonist
• Leonin Arbiter
• Sanctifier en-Vec
• Strict Proctor
• Athreos, God of Passage - Would replace one of the other recursion pieces in the deck. Seems like a decent way to keep a recursion engine going.
• Banisher Priest
• Fiend Hunter
• Glowrider
• Morbid Opportunist
• Opposition Agent
• Taborax, Hope's Demise - This would be helpful to give me a bit more flying offense & defense, with potential to draw some cards. Better suited for Cleric tribal.
• Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose - Vito would be cool for adding more sting behind aggro swings, and could help enable life gain/ life loss combo options.
• Smothering Tithe
• Revel in Riches - I figured since I have toke production in the command zone, it could be worth it.

Ramp

Mostly rocks with a few miscellanous effects sprinkled in. I sometimes underestimate the treasure production in the command zone to help keep things accelerated. Mana needs are fairly smoothed out as long as Burakos can swing a couple of times with 2-3 creatures in the party each turn.

Salad of effects

• Myriad Landscape
• Deep Gnome Terramancer
• Grim Hireling

Rocks

• Sol Ring
• Arcane Signet
• Fellwar Stone
• Liquimetal Torque
• Talisman of Hierarchy
• Bontu's Monument
• Oketra's Monument

Draw

Having Folk Hero in the command zone certainly helps keep at least one new card in hand, especially with a sprinkling of Flash creatures.

A mix of cantrip, multiple card bursts, and repeatable effects:

• Castle Locthwain

• War Room

• Scout's Warning - A fun trick to flash in a utility creature and replace a card via cantrip.

• Mindblade Render - Burakos is a Warrior in addition to the other types, but also checks for Warrior damage from opponents around the table.

• Black Market Connections - The better Phyrexian Arena

• Harper Recruiter - I count this as draw since it can get Party creatures in hand, or at worst filters through top decks.

• Alms Collector - A Flash gotcha creature that slows down greedy draws around the table, and also is friends with Folk Hero

• Rankle, Master of Pranks - Yes, I made you sac a creature, but I also let us all draw a card. It's just a prank, bro. The camera is right over there, bro, please.

• Twilight Prophet - With the help of treasure production from Burakos, the City's Blessing clause isn't too difficult to pull off. Has the added benefit of throwing damage around the table with its draws.

• Yawgmoth, Thran Physician - Sac and draw as needed.

Removal

A mix of single target and wipe effects. I tried to include some temporary exile effects on creature ETBs that could be utilized as well. I tend to lean towards exile removal as much as possible when available, as well as removal options that allow flexibility to permanent types that can be removed.

• Swords to Plowshares - Classic

• Baleful Mastery - I like the flexibility of this one. I always play it for 2, and use the donated draw to help the player in last place or do some political wheeling and dealing.

• Damn - I also like the flexibility to choose between single target removal or wipe.

• Vanishing Verse - Many "high value" removal targets are single color permanents (Rhystic Study, Smothering Tithe, Mystic Remora, etc).

• Anguished Unmaking

• Ashes to Ashes - A nice two for one exile piece.

• Dismantling Wave - Spread the love and remove something from everyone. Can also be cycled if needed for a bigger effect.

• Generous Gift - Classic classic

• Sigrid, God-Favored - I love that she has Flash, and lends herself well to proactive and defensive removal.

• Grave Pact - Mostly here to give my opponents some pause before blocking. I had Dictate of Erebos in this slot previously, but moved it over to my Zur, Eternal Schemer deck.

• Grim Hireling - A bit of a better fit here than in the Propser precon. Helps get rid of pesky indestructible creatures.

• Rankle, Master of Pranks - Making everyone sac one of their own creatures? It's just a prank, bro. There's a camera right over there.

• Yawgmoth, Thran Physician - Stack enough -1/-1 counters on something and kill it.

• Primaris Eliminator - I like the modal options to either take out a single target, or soften up a bigger opposing board for less favorable blocks.

• Stick Together

• Farewell

Interaction

I tend to split Interaction from Removal a bit when possible. For me, Interaction is the umbrella term I used for effects that make it difficult for opponents to interact with their own resources, or my board as intended.

I sometimes lump protection effects in here, but it varies a bit from deck to deck.

Graveyard/Reanimator Hate

• Bojuka Bog
• Dauthi Voidwalker
• Remorseful Cleric
• Gisa, Glorious Resurrector

Temporary Removal

• Leoning Relic-Warder
• Sigrid, God-Favored

Aristocrats, Anti-Aristocrats, & life loss effects

• Starlit Sanctum - A leftover from the precon. Will likely be removed for some other utility land, probably a Field of Ruin or Scavenger Grounds
• Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
• Zulaport Cutthroat
• Assault Intercessor
• Bastion of Remembrance
• Bontu's Monument
• Twilight Prophet
• Dire Fleet Ravager

Everything else lol

• Rebuff the Wicked
• Scout's Warning - Mostly so I can flash in Remorseful Cleric or Selfless Spirit
• Blind Obedience
• Deep Gnome Terramancer
• Drannith Magistrate - Can really hinder certain strats until dealt with.
• Grand Abolisher - Combo protector and removal blanking
• Aven Mindcensor - A bit less feels bad than Opposition Agent, but has the benefit of leaving a flying body instead. My meta doesn't play combos too often, so I felt this was more appropriate.
• Hammers of Moradin - Super helpful each time I've played it.
• Alms Collector

Protection & Recursion

Protection effects

• Rebuff the Wicked
• Dolmen Gate
• Lightning Greaves
• Selfless Spirit
• Guardian of Faith
• Teferi's Protection
• Unbreakable Formation - I'd like to eventually swap this with Akroma's Will

Recursion/Reanimation

• Animate Dead
• Golgari Thug
• Necromancy
• Sevinne's Reclamation

Top Ranked	Achieved #29 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #24 position in Commander / EDH 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH WB (Orzhov) 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	5 days
Key combos	Animate Dead + Leonin Relic-Warder + Zulaport Cutthroat Leonin Relic-Warder + Necromancy + Zulaport Cutthroat Animate Dead + Bastion of Remembrance + Leonin Relic-Warder
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 50 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.75
Tokens	City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Elephant 3-3 G, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Plot, Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
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