The Worst Curve You've Ever Seen

Commander / EDH Artifact Budget Mono-Green Tokens

ThoAlmighty

Creature (25)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Caustic Caterpillar
• 1x Diligent Farmhand
• 1x Elvish Herder
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Essence Warden
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Honored Hierarch
• 1x Hope of Ghirapur
• 1x Hungering Hydra
• 1x Joraga Treespeaker
• 1x Khalni Hydra
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Memnite
• 1x Mistcutter Hydra
• 1x Permeating Mass
• 1x Primeval Protector
• 1x Protean Hydra
• 1x Quirion Ranger
• 1x Scute Mob
• 1x Signal Pest
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker
• 1x Veteran Explorer

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Font of Fertility
• 1x Instill Energy
• 1x Keen Sense
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x One with Nature
• 1x Shapers' Sanctuary
• 1x Sixth Sense
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Wild Growth

Land (29)

• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 13x Forest
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Memorial to Unity
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Ruins of Oran-Rief
• 1x Sea Gate Wreckage
• 1x Throne of the High City
• 1x Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Urza's Factory

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Animist's Awakening
• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Enshrined Memories
• 1x Enter the Unknown
• 1x Forgotten Lore
• 1x Gelatinous Genesis
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Prey Upon
• 1x Sylvan Offering
• 1x Traverse the Ulvenwald
• 1x Wildest Dreams
• 1x Wurmcalling

Commander (1)

Artifact (14)

• 1x Aether Vial
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Bloodforged Battle-Axe
• 1x Brittle Effigy
• 1x Consulate Dreadnought
• 1x Infiltration Lens
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Orochi Hatchery
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Retrofitter Foundry
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Skeleton Key
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (8)

• 1x Autumn's Veil
• 1x Blossoming Defense
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Hornet Sting
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Warriors' Lesson

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Sorcery (3)

• 1x Blessings of Nature
• 1x Edge of Autumn
• 1x Revenge of the Hunted

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Concordant Crossroads

Creature (2)

• 1x Spore Frog
• 1x Walking Ballista

Instant (2)

• 1x Cobra Trap
• 1x Summoning Trap

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This deck is based on a particularly bad EDH game I played. It started with 7 people at a game store too lazy to split into pods. We settled for a singular game of Kingdoms. I ended up as the king, playing my Isperia the Inscrutable deck. -> shameless plug <- I was seated across from a Gisela, Blade of Goldnight player, whose deck was budget boros angels/good stuff. Unfortunately for him, the Shattergang Brothers player a bit down the table Jokulhaups 'd. Twice. Lamenting his inability to play his cards, he jokingly said that he would build a deck that consisted entirely of 1-drops so he could actually play the game in situations like this. I took him up on his joke and now this deck exists.

Every card in this deck meets one of the following conditions:

• Converted Mana Cost of 1 or less

• Can be cast for 1 or less mana (built-in cost reduction)

• Has an alternative cost of 1 mana or less (flashback, cycling, etc.)

This deck is entirely meant for casual play. It has very limited answers and threats, and lacks sweepers and sweeper resilience. It is an inexpensive, silly deck I've built on a whim. If you like that whim, please consider leaving advice or an upvote to support the deck. Thank you!

Top Ranked	Achieved #9 position overall 8 years ago
Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.21
Tokens	Assembly-Worker 2/2 C, City's Blessing, Construct 4/4 C, Construct X/X C, Copy Clone, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Ooze X/X G, Plant 0/1 G, Servo 1/1 C, Snake 1/1 G, The Monarch, Thopter 1/1 C, Treefolk X/X G, Wurm */* G
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