Red Dick wins

Modern Aggro Burn RGW (Naya)

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Creature (14)

• 4x Goblin Guide
• 4x Monastery Swiftspear
• 2x Soulfire Grand Master
• 4x Wild Nacatl

Land (20)

• 2x Arid Mesa
• 2x Canopy Vista
• 3x Clifftop Retreat
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 2x Sacred Foundry
• 2x Stomping Ground
• 2x Temple Garden
• 3x Windswept Heath

Artifact (2)

• 2x Isochron Scepter

Instant (20)

• 4x Atarka's Command
• 4x Boros Charm
• 4x Lightning Bolt
• 4x Lightning Helix
• 4x Magma Jet

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Rift Bolt

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 2x Eidolon of the Great Revel
• 2x Grand Abolisher

Instant (10)

• 4x Back to Nature
• 2x Path to Exile
• 4x Skullcrack

Sorcery (10)

• 3x Anger of the Gods
• 3x Blasphemous Act
• 2x Browbeat
• 2x Exquisite Firecraft

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WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW

It takes assholes to play like an asshole.

Goblin Guide is an asshole.

Monastery Swiftspear is an asshole.

Young Pyromancer creates little assholes.

Soulfire Grand Master Heals your asshole. Especially when using Blasphemous Act or Anger of the Gods

Atarka's Command gives you lots of ways to be an asshole.

Lightning Bolt Duh

Magma Jet To improve the quality of assholery.

Browbeat forces your opponent to choose how you will be an asshole.

Boros Charm Protect your assholes.

Rift Bolt You might have to wait a turn to be an asshole, but it's always worth being an asshole.

Isochron Scepter Might be worth running to repeatedly be an asshole.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 13 - 12 Rares 22 - 12 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.70