I was sitting out a few games while my brother and friend were battling (the battle of the Pauls I called it) and I was getting bored. Again, I was in a story telling mood, so I will continue the story from Wall of WTF?:
Disclaimer This is not intended to be a parody deck, but it could easily be seen as one.
CHAPTER 2: Yawgmoth's Will
Yawgmoth was pissed. He saw my walls and the fact that his long-extinguished Dominaria was revitalized by my efforts. "This will not do. This pip-squeak thinks he can correct the misfortunes I wrought onto this land several eons ago? I shall educate him on whom he is meddling with!"
Yawgmoth decided to amass an army of his more willing recruits. The Carnifex Demon awoke from his slumber at the call of Yawgmoth and loved the idea of trashing the land again. He dialed up Pestilent Souleater on his cell phone and said "Dude, you gotta come over. Yawgmoth is super pissed and we are gonna help him out." The Souleater called a few of his poker buddies over (Fume Spitter, Skinrender and Doomed Necromancer) and they met with Demon. After some coffee and donuts, they journeyed to Yawgmoth's, where they met with Vengeful Pharaoh. None of them liked the Pharaoh too much, but they were all gathered for a cause, so they let Yawgmoth hatch his plan for attack.
"I will need you all to work seamlessly in concert for this plan to come to fruition," he began. "I will cast my Virulent Wound on those living walls and they will eventually fall when my Contagion Engine begins its cycle. Then, Fume Spitter, it will be up to you to sacrifice yourself to infect the other walls. I will cast my Dark Ritual to summon one of you other guys and then you will be suited with either my Grafted Exoskeleton or my Argentum Armor, depending on your individual predispositions."
At this point, poor Fume Spitter spoke up: "Hey, why should I die when all the other guys get to take all the glory? This is bullsh*t." Yawgmoth smiled and said, "Don't worry little one. If any of you die, you will be Disentombed or the Necromancer will revive you. As I was saying once you larger guys are equipped, you will have no problems destroying that silly man quickly. And little one, if you wish, I will give you a dose of Phyresis so you can help a little."
The evil creatures all smiled with delight and joined Yawgmoth in a cheer of "Phyrexia lives, Dominaria perishes!!!!"
