Rhys the Retarded

Commander / EDH GW (Selesnya) Tokens

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Enchantment (19)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Collective Blessing
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Greater Good
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Nature's Will
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Path of Discovery
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Sandwurm Convergence
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x True Conviction

Artifact (11)

• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip

Creature (18)

• 1x Archangel of Thune
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Brimaz, King of Oreskos
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Essence Warden
• 1x Hero of Bladehold
• 1x Hornet Queen
• 1x Leonin Warleader
• 1x Marwyn, the Nurturer
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Tendershoot Dryad
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Cleansing Nova
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Hour of Reckoning
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Sylvan Scrying

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Commander (1)

Land (35)

• 1x Blossoming Sands
• 1x Command Tower
• 14x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 10x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Windbrisk Heights
• 1x Wirewood Lodge

Instant (5)

• 1x Aura Mutation
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Sundering Growth
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

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Enchantment (1)

• 1x Sigil of the Empty Throne

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This is hands down one of my most fun decks to play. Comparable in power to my other derevi deck. Like my derevi deck the aim is to generate a metric shit tonne of tokens and straight up brain someone for 7,000+ damage. You need to start getting tokens out fast, so you gotta get some doublers out there asap. Unfortunately I don't have any tutors (and I generally don't like to play with them) so there is no way to cheat them out. You have to believe in the heart of the cards and things like Cream of the Crop , Sylvan Library and Mentor of the Meek to get you drawing. And then BOOM you have 60 tokens, a Craterhoof Behemoth wearing a Helm of the Host and no friends. This deck is strong, very strong. If I'm not being 3v1'd its usually because: a) I have no mana b) everyone is dead or c) I'm dead

If you like what you hear so far, its time for the drawback. I have 35 lands. Okay? There; I said it. Go ahead and shame me. This deck absolutely and I cannot stress this enough, absolutely DEPENDS on ramp. Unless you come across some special scenario like having marwyn or a Cryptolith Rite + Squirrel Nest combo in hand. But luckily I have a buttload of said ramp in here, so don't fret friend. You need to ramp, make tokens and roid them up. That is how Rhys do. It is also very easy for people to keep you down, since rhys is a 1/1. so you just have to seem inconspicuous right until you aren't.

Anyway, thats it from me, if you have any suggestions leave them below. I'm always looking to be more of an asshole. Just remember, no infinite combos pls.

As a side note, the Gaea's Cradle is optional, I don't play paper anymore so this is an online deck, I cant afford that shit lol. you can always chuck a forest or something in.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Key combos	Cryptolith Rite + Squirrel Nest
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.65
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Cat 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Cat Soldier 1/1 W, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Elf Warrior 1/1 GW, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Soldier 1/1 W, Squirrel 1/1 G, Warrior 1/1 W, Wurm 5/5 G