Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

Commander / EDH BGW (Abzan, Junk) Competitive Hatebears Partner Pillow Fort Primer Tempo

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Creature (29)

• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Battle Angels of Tyr
• 1x Bloodletter of Aclazotz
• 1x Carmen, Cruel Skymarcher
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Dhalsim, Pliable Pacifist
• 1x Doorkeeper Thrull
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Gaddock Teeg
• 1x Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor
• 1x Hushbringer
• 1x Jazal Goldmane
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Kambal, Profiteering Mayor
• 1x Liesa, Forgotten Archangel
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x MacCready, Lamplight Mayor
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Serra Paragon
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Shay Cormac
• 1x Sigarda, Font of Blessings
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets

Artifact (6)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Silver Shroud Costume
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Three Visits

Land (31)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 3x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 3x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Three Tree City
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Crackdown
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Vraska Joins Up

Commanders (2)

Instant (16)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Clever Concealment
• 1x Darkness
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Flare of Fortitude
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Fog
• 1x Galadriel's Dismissal
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Holy Day
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

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Creature (17)

• 1x Anafenza, the Foremost
• 1x Archon of Emeria
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Destiny Spinner
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Kinjalli's Sunwing
• 1x Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Runic Armasaur
• 1x Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tocatli Honor Guard
• 1x Vryn Wingmare

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Privileged Position

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Diabolic Intent

Instant (2)

• 1x Grand Crescendo
• 1x Ready / Willing

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Abzan Weenie Hatebears. 2.39 non-creature cmc, 3.17 creature cmc, and 2.65 overall (updated 3/15/23).

A light hatebear theme with pillowfort elements and plenty of ways to draw cards. The deck is very resilient and hard to interact with thanks to 24 cards that protect me and/or my permanents. Sidar makes your weenies hard to block and Tymna keeps your grip full. Finishers consist of Mirror Entity/Jazal for post-block pumps, a few X spells, and/or Eerie Ultimatum (or just catching someone with their pants down after you Fog, Holy Day, or Darkness).

Feedback, ideas, and/or upvotes are appreciated, thanks in advance.

Feel free to check out my other decks.

ACTIVE:

{U}{B}{R} Every Masochist Needs a Marchesa to Love Them

{W}{B}{R} Spanisshin Inquisisshin

{W}{U}{B} Alela's Aerodynamics: A Crash Course

{W}{U}{R} Bipedal Beastmode (Éowyn Human Tribal)

{W}{U}{G} Dopplegangbangers - Historic Flash Convoke Copies

{W}{R}{G} Taste the Painbow - Rienne Multicolor/Legendaries

RETIRED:

{W} Goldmane... The Other Brother

{U}{B}{G} Muldrotha's Madhouse ⫷Primer⫸

{W}{B}{G} Added Layers of Protection - Tymna & Sidar

{W}{R}{G} Marisi the Pimp - (Combat) Trickin' Hoes

{B}{R}{G} Prossh's Dastardly Bastard Children - Group Slug

{U}{R}{G} Animar, Gaea's Hemorrhoid ⫷PRIMER⫸

{W}{G} Sisay's Hombres -Hatebears

{W}{B}{R} Edgar's Dega Vampires

{G}{B}{U}{W} Little Rey of Ishine (Reyhan/Ishai)

CRAFTED (NEVER PLAYED):

{W}{R} "Wake Up, Wasteland! It's Me, Three Dog!"

{W}{B}{G} The Calm Before The Swarm -Mazirek/Vrestin Insects (Rule 0)

BUILT FOR FRIENDS:

{U}{B}{G} Boot Scootin' Booger - Felix Five Boots

{W}{B}{R} "The Devil's Invoice" - Vihaan Treasuristocrats

{W}{R}{G} Ghired's Parrots: "Stop Copying Me, Squawk"

Top Ranked	Achieved #6 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #4 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #3 position in Commander / EDH Primer 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 55 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.48
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Elephant 3-3 G, Human 1/1 W, Treasure
Folders	Bookmarked CMDR, Pillow Fort, Follow