RW Humans Ultra Rapid Sexual Harassment

Modern Aggro Budget Humans RW (Boros) Tribal

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Creature (34)

• 4x Accorder Paladin
• 3x Akroan Hoplite
• 3x Boros Elite
• 4x Champion of the Parish
• 3x Frontline Medic
• 3x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 2x Hero of Bladehold
• 4x Lightning Mauler
• 4x Signal Pest
• 4x Thalia's Lieutenant

Land (21)

• 4x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 5x Mountain
• 9x Plains
• 2x Slayers' Stronghold

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Glory of Warfare

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Thatcher Revolt

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Creature (6)

• 1x Daring Skyjek
• 1x Firemane Avenger
• 1x Silverblade Paladin
• 1x Skyknight Legionnaire
• 1x Truefire Paladin
• 1x Wojek Halberdiers

Land (1)

• 1x Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Relentless Assault

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Legion's Initiative

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Hope you like it :)

Brief - Introduction

It's a super fast deck, with exponentially growing attacking potential.

The deck is purely aggro and plays around two things: Humans and Battle cry

Starting hands - first turns scenarios

Starting hand example 1 - Clock's ticking

1. Drop a Boros Elite 2. Play Lightning Mauler without pairing it3. Play Frontline Medic soulbonded with haste, swing with undestructible creatures for 8 pts.

Starting hand example 2 - Human synergy

1. Drop a Champion of the Parish 2. Play Thalia's Lieutenant and two counters on the Champion, swing for 3 pts.3. Cast Thatcher Revolt, put three counters on both Lieutenant and Champion, and swing for 13 pts. more

Starting hand example 3 - The Mighty Battle Cry

1. Drop a Signal Pest 2. Play Accorder Paladin 3. Cast Thatcher Revolt and swing for 14 pts.

Starting hand example 4 - Random, yet efficient

1. Drop a Signal Pest 2. Play Lightning Mauler without pairing it yet.3. Cast Hanweir Garrison soulbonded and swing for 10 pts.

Starting hand example 5 - Another random mix

1. Drop a Champion of the Parish2. Play Akroan Hoplite and put a counter on the Champion3. Cast Thatcher Revolt, put 3 more counters on the Champion and swing for 14 pts.

Starting hand example 6 - Fourth turn

1. Drop a Champion of the Parish2. Thalia's Lieutenant and two counters on the Champion, swing for 3 pts.3. Cast Hanweir Garrison, put a counter on both Champion and Lieutenant and swing for 6 more pts.4. Play Glory of Warfare and swing for the win. Champion of the Parish will be a 8/6 creature, Thalia's Lieutenant a 6/4 creature, Hanweir Garrison a 4/3 accompanied by two human 3/1 tokens; swinging for 24 points.

Potential total damage dealed by fourth turn: 3 + 6 + 24 = 33 in this case.

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Can't keep the pace

As you can see from the examples, there are many combinations that lead to a 10-14 damage point attack on turn three. Things won't be as easy as we picture it, the opponent will answer and slow us a little bit. But while he's slowing us, he's slowing himself/herself as well and won't be able to keep the pace.

We will keep throwing creatures at the battlefield that exponentially increment the strenght of the total creatures we've got, since the more we've got the more value each card adds.

Creatures and spells that benefit from quantity of our army:

1. Champion of the Parish will keep growing for each human we drop (the earlier, the better); tokens help too!
2. Thalia's Lieutenant will keep growing for each human we drop and will growth almost each single other creature we've got (so it doesn't matter if he comes early or later in the game; works like a charm); tokens help here as well!
3. Akroan Hoplite gets ennormous when attacking for each other attacking creature; guess what, yeap, tokens help!
4. All Battle Cry creatures like Signal Pest , Accorder Paladin , Hero of Bladehold . All tokens will be getting this bonuses too, the ones from Hero of Bladehold himself, the ones from Hanweir Garrison and Thatcher Revolt

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Alternative

The present form of the deck is an extremely agressive one that focuses on dealing fast tons of damage, applying early pressure to your opponent and being able to take him by surprise anytime he doesn't consider all the haste going around.

If you'd prefer a more solid, less extreme but more reliant version of the deck, here's what you could do:

• Cut the four copies of Thatcher Revolt
• Cut the four copies of Signal Pest
• Cut the four copies of Lightning Mauler
• Add four copies of Cavalry Pegasus , grants evasion to all you threats
• Add one more Hanweir Garrison and/or one more Hero of Bladehold
• Add some copies of Consul's Lieutenant , I wouldn't put 4 except the deck has awesome dual-lands. It could be a bummer not being able to cast it on 2nd turn.
• Maybe drop-in a Ranger of Eos or two, to re-fuel.

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That's pretty much it. Thank you for reading :)

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Date added	8 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 22 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.13
Tokens	Human 1/1 R, Soldier 1/1 W