Satoru's House of FUN

Commander / EDH Ninjutsu Phyrexian UB (Dimir) Unblockable

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Land (32)

• 1x Access Tunnel
• 1x Blinkmoth Nexus
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Inkmoth Nexus
• 4x Island
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Watery Grave

Control (14)

• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Negate
• 1x Resculpt
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Ravenform
• 1x Unwind
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• 1x Archon of Cruelty

Grave Return (5)

• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Necromancy

Tutor (5)

• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Grim Tutor

Cheat (3)

• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Silent-Blade Oni
• 1x Mindleech Mass

Unblockable (20)

• 1x Access Tunnel
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Gudul Lurker
• 1x Mist-Cloaked Herald
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Tormented Soul
• 1x Triton Shorestalker
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Dimir Infiltrator
• 1x Invisible Stalker
• 1x Looter il-Kor
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive
• 1x Wu Scout
• 1x Dimir Keyrune
• 1x Deepfathom Skulker
• 1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• 1x Void Winnower

Quote Ninja Unquote (16)

• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Silent-Blade Oni
• 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive
• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Mindleech Mass
• 1x Torgaar, Famine Incarnate
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x It That Betrays

Draw (9)

• 1x Looter il-Kor
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Coastal Piracy
• 1x Reconnaissance Mission
• 1x Deepfathom Skulker
• 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive
• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur

Indestructible (4)

• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus

Token (2)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive

Wipe (1)

• 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive

Commander (1)

Ninja Fodder (16)

• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Gudul Lurker
• 1x Mist-Cloaked Herald
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Tormented Soul
• 1x Triton Shorestalker
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Dauthi Voidwalker
• 1x Dimir Infiltrator
• 1x Invisible Stalker
• 1x Looter il-Kor
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive
• 1x Wu Scout

Whomp (11)

• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Toxrill, the Corrosive
• 1x Torgaar, Famine Incarnate
• 1x Vilis, Broker of Blood
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Darksteel Colossus
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x It That Betrays

Ramp (7)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Dimir Keyrune
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Gilded Lotus

Protection (5)

• 1x Alexi's Cloak
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home

Copy (1)

• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant

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Sideboard

Quote Ninja Unquote (6)

• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Dusk Mangler
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Kederekt Leviathan

Control (4)

• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Dusk Mangler
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One

Wipe (1)

• 1x Kederekt Leviathan

Draw (1)

• 1x Consecrated Sphinx

Grave Return (1)

• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One

Whomp (1)

• 1x Hullbreaker Horror

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Maybeboard

Ramp (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Fractured Powerstone
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Prismatic Lens
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum

Whomp (9)

• 1x Demon of Loathing
• 1x Pursued Whale
• 1x Baleful Force
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Denizen of the Deep
• 1x Grozoth
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Ancient Stone Idol
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog

Tutor (4)

• 1x Profane Tutor
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Personal Tutor
• 1x Grozoth

Grave Return (3)

• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Scion of Darkness

Wipe (2)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x AEtherize

Copy (1)

• 1x Thousand-Faced Shadow

Protection (1)

• 1x Glaring Spotlight

Ninja Fodder (13)

• 1x AEther Figment
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Dauthi Cutthroat
• 1x Dauthi Ghoul
• 1x Dauthi Horror
• 1x Dauthi Slayer
• 1x Dauthi Warlord
• 1x Escape Artist
• 1x Inkfathom Infiltrator
• 1x Thalakos Seer
• 1x Thalakos Sentry
• 1x Wei Scout
• 1x Wu Light Cavalry

Land (9)

• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Faerie Conclave
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Mutavault
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Stronghold Rats

Draw (7)

• 1x Thalakos Seer
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sandstone Oracle
• 1x Baleful Force
• 1x Sphinx of the Second Sun

Ninjitsu (2)

• 1x Thousand-Faced Shadow
• 1x Yuriko, the Tiger's Shadow

Extra Turn (1)

• 1x Time Warp

Unblockable (13)

• 1x AEther Figment
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Dauthi Cutthroat
• 1x Dauthi Ghoul
• 1x Dauthi Horror
• 1x Dauthi Slayer
• 1x Dauthi Warlord
• 1x Escape Artist
• 1x Inkfathom Infiltrator
• 1x Thalakos Seer
• 1x Thalakos Sentry
• 1x Wei Scout
• 1x Wu Light Cavalry

Quote Ninja Unquote (9)

• 1x Demon of Loathing
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Baleful Force
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Hoverguard Sweepers
• 1x Grozoth
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Ancient Stone Idol
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog

Control (5)

• 1x Wash Away
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Demon of Loathing
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Hoverguard Sweepers

Token (3)

• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Ancient Stone Idol

Indestructible (1)

• 1x Colossus of Akros

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Satoru's House of FUN is open and ready for business. The deck revolves around capitalizing on super high cost creatures. Some of the best, some of the worst. It's amazing. Protect Satoru and watch your friends cry. This deck 1v1s like a champ. Ninjitsu in blightsteel you goddamn monsters. Satoru's House of FUN is FUN... for you.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Exclude colors	WRG
Splash colors	UB
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 2 Mythic Rares 35 - 3 Rares 19 - 1 Uncommons 19 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.90
Tokens	Bird 1/1 U, Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, Elemental 4/4 UR, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Foretell, Morph 2/2 C, Slug 1-1 B