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Casual Eldrazi GU (Simic) Lands Ramp

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Creature (35)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 4x Benthic Infiltrator
• 2x Desolation Twin
• 4x Elvish Pioneer
• 1x Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 2x Endbringer
• 4x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 3x Kozilek's Channeler
• 2x Ranging Raptors
• 2x Ruin Processor
• 3x Ruination Guide
• 4x Tide Drifter
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

Sorcery (17)

• 3x Divination
• 4x Enter the Infinite
• 2x Explosive Vegetation
• 4x Grow from the Ashes
• 4x Rampant Growth

Enchantment (10)

• 2x Dictate of Karametra
• 2x Eldrazi Conscription
• 4x Omniscience
• 2x Ongoing Investigation

Land (34)

• 13x Forest
• 13x Island
• 4x Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
• 4x Wastes

Artifact (3)

• 3x Planar Bridge

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Sideboard

Creature (24)

• 4x Dimensional Infiltrator
• 4x Mist Intruder
• 4x Shifting Ceratops
• 4x Stonecoil Serpent
• 4x Wildborn Preserver
• 4x Wretched Gryff

Artifact (4)

• 4x Colossus Hammer

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HOW TO PLAY THIS DECK:

1. Mana ramp until you have 10 lands (or have 8 and Kozilek's Channeler) with Rampant Growth, Explosive Vegetation, and Grow from the Ashes.

2. Cast Omniscience.

3. Cast Enter the Infinite.

4. Cast all Eldrazi except Kozilek, Butcher of Truth (dont worry about Kozilek, the Great Distortion, he wont activate b/c you have like 25 cards in hand at this point) for easy discard-shuffle into library, also cast both Eldrazi Conscriptions to power up anything you like (i recommend a titan like Emrakul, the Aeons Torn for lots of damage with flying.) If you discard Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, discard him last so he shuffles everything into your library to prevent you from drawing out. Keep your remainder hand (from discarding) consinsting of only land (you dont need it but you need a hand filler) and keep other spells that you draw in your hand to prevent drawing out. (NEVER CAST Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, keep him for his shuffle into library effect)

5. Use your extra turn from Emrakul, the Aeons Torn to attack opponents (or wait for them to concede) and win.

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Date added	5 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	19 - 0 Mythic Rares 8 - 16 Rares 18 - 4 Uncommons 24 - 8 Commons
Cards	99
Avg. CMC	5.69
Tokens	Clue, Eldrazi 10/10 C
Folders	Cool Decks Id love to try