Sek'sual Harassment

Commander / EDH* BG (Golgari) BR (Rakdos) BRG (Jund) Necropotence RG (Gruul) Tokens

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Creature (21)

• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Blood Bairn
• 1x Brutalizer Exarch
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fallen Angel
• 1x Garruk's Packleader
• 1x Gleancrawler
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Thunderscape Battlemage
• 1x Viridian Emissary
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Vorapede
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Land (34)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x City of Ass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 5x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x High Market
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Wood
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Underworld Connections

Artifact (11)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Instant (8)

• 1x Act of Aggression
• 1x Altar's Reap
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Fated Return
• 1x Into the Core
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Putrefy
• 1x Sudden Spoiling

Sorcery (19)

• 1x Act of Treason
• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Boundless Realms
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Mass Mutiny
• 1x Praetor's Counsel
• 1x Praetor's Grasp
• 1x Rakdos's Return
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms
• 1x Temporal Extortion
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Torrent of Souls
• 1x Vandalblast

Commander (1)

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Creature (3)

• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Loaming Shaman
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon

Land (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Tower

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Arena

Instant (1)

• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Explosive Vegetation
• 1x Gaea's Blessing

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ALL SUGGESTIONS WELCOME

Please tell me your thoughts on the deck, weaknesses, strengths, cards that should be in but aren't, weak cards that should be pulled. I want to hear it ALL. Thanks for viewing my deck!

(City of Ass is a "proxy" for City of Brass)

The Prime Directive for this deck is just to be an ass, an entire City of Ass. Take,take, take, then eat it all. Hinder your opponents with things like Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger, Mind Slash, Rakdos's Return and Sheoldred, Whispering One, and if that fails, we've got our good friends Confusion in the Ranks and Scrambleverse to create a little chaos.

Combo with Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper + Confusion in the Ranks + Ashnod's Altar (any constant sac outlet will do actually) --> Sacrifice a creature, Sek'Kuar, Deathkeeper token enters battlefield, Confusion in the Ranks trigger, swap token for opponents creature. Rinse and Repeat until everything you dont own is a tiny little token. Laugh maniacally .

ACHIEVEMENTS

That's Nice. I Want It. - Take control of an opponents commander. (Achieved 12/13/13)

Pop Goes the Weasel - Overload Vandalblast while a Mycosynth Lattice is on the board. (Achieved 1/3/14)

The Prime Directive - Have Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger, Sheoldred, Whispering One, Confusion in the Ranks, Grave Pact and Grave Betrayal on the board at the same time. (Achieved 1/17/14)

Pain in the Ass - Activate City of Ass (Proxy for City of Brass) at least 10 times in one game. (Achieved 2/21/14)

It Burnsssss - Miracle Bonfire of the Damned for 20+ damage. (Achieved 2/28/14)

Curse Your Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal - Win a game with Stalking Vengeance triggers after using Insurrection. (Achieved 2/28/14)

All Will Be One - Recur Sheoldred, Whispering One 5 times in a row. (Achieved 3/7/14)

Pierce the Heavens - Fated Return an opponents Platinum Angel and equip it with Lightning Greaves. (Achieved 3/7/14)

Herald of Rakdos - Rakdos's Return the game winning combo pieces out of an opponents hand. (Achieved 3/7/14)

UNNECESSARY - Cast Rise of the Dark Realms and Insurrection on the same turn. (Achieved 3/14/14)

Loaded Dice - Receive every non-land permanent on the board via Scrambleverse. (Achieved 4/4/14)

Now that's value! - Get a "free" Blightsteel Colossus by casting Viscera Seer when a Possibility Storm is on the table. (Achieved 4/4/14)

Bang Bang (Nuclear) Baby - Wipe the board with an opponents Child of Alara (Achieved 4/11/14)

Date added	11 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	4.33
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Beast 3/3 G, Graveborn 3/1 BR
Folders	WotC Commander 2013