Self Deprecating Deck

Commander / EDH* Casual Jank RBW (Mardu) Suicide Black Theme/Gimmick

Durtaz

Land (36)

• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Cinder Barrens
• 1x City of Ass
• 1x Corrupted Crossroads
• 1x Desert of the Fervent
• 1x Desert of the Glorified
• 1x Desert of the True
• 1x Dwarven Hold
• 1x Forsaken Sanctuary
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Icatian Store
• 1x Ifnir Deadlands
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Ramunap Ruins
• 1x Salt Flats
• 1x Sand Silos
• 1x Scabland
• 1x Shefet Dunes
• 1x Spire of Industry
• 1x Stone Quarry
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Survivors' Encampment
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded

Creature (26)

• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Aven Trooper
• 1x Border Guardian
• 1x Extremely Slow Zombie
• 1x Fleshmad Steed
• 1x Garbage Elemental F
• 1x Goblin Haberdasher
• 1x Grusilda, Monster Masher
• 1x Haakon, Stromgald Scourge
• 1x Hangman
• 1x Hoisted Hireling
• 1x Horobi, Death's Wail
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Hurloon Wrangler
• 1x Inhumaniac
• 1x It That Gets Left Hanging
• 1x Knight of the Kitchen Sink D
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Malfegor
• 1x Maraxus of Keld
• 1x Modular Monstrosity
• 1x Old-Fashioned Vampire
• 1x Old Guard
• 1x Rules Lawyer
• 1x Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked
• 1x Skull Saucer

Instant (7)

• 1x Blast from the Past
• 1x capital offense
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Eye to Eye
• 1x Gimme Five
• 1x Sacrifice Play

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Gamble
• 1x Game of Chaos
• 1x Goblin Game
• 1x Oddly Uneven

Commander (1)

Artifact (20)

• 1x Ashnod's Coupon
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Bronze Calendar
• 1x Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle
• 1x Chivalrous Chevalier
• 1x Do-It-Yourself Seraph
• 1x Everythingamajig D
• 1x Handy Dandy Clone Machine
• 1x Jandor's Saddlebags
• 1x Liar's Pendulum
• 1x Lich's Mirror
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lux Cannon
• 1x Mad Science Fair Project
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Razor Boomerang
• 1x Split Screen
• 1x Staff of the Letter Magus

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Bludgeon Brawl
• 1x Curse of Chaos
• 1x GO TO JAIL
• 1x Underworld Connections

Unknown (1)

• 1x Hazmat Suit

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Creature (1)

• 1x Yukora, the Prisoner

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A deck that utilizes certain cards both legal and illegal to make life harder for the player of the deck. Un-set cards with strange disadvantages are the core, and with a commander that can easily backfire under certain circumstances and is in a great color combo, it's sure to be perfect for that out of control spike in your playgroup as punishment. It is still somewhat playable and attempts to run as a basic commander deck.

"All will know your crimes."

Recommendations are always appreciated!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 42 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.35
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Homunculus 2/2 U