Shenanigans Parasite

Standard* Aggro BR (Rakdos) Combo Vampires Zombie

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Creature (28)

• 4x Blood Artist
• 4x Bloodflow Connoisseur
• 4x Butcher Ghoul
• 4x Falkenrath Aristocrat
• 4x Geralf's Messenger
• 4x Gravecrawler
• 4x Hex Parasite

Land (24)

• 4x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 4x Dragonskull Summit
• 3x Mountain
• 13x Swamp

Instant (4)

• 4x Tragic Slip

Sorcery (4)

• 3x Bonfire of the Damned
• 1x Killing Wave

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C-c-c-combo deck!

Hex Parasite lets you resack undying creatures like Geralf's Messenger over and over again, while getting big for the turn. Bloodflow Connoisseur gets HUGE rather quickly if you can sack and recast Gravecrawler. Blood Artist drains and gains.

I'm not really a fan of most combo decks. If I'm going to make one, I want at least 8 of each peace of the combo (in my discard deck, that would be 4 Liliana's Caress and 4 Megrim, 8 copies of essentially the same card, allowing for a consistent combo that requires only 2 pieces, caress/megrim & and discard thing like Blightning , Reforge the Soul, etc.)

Thankfully, each piece of the combo has at least 8 copies. There are 8 sack outlets in the vampires, 4 hex parasite (when on the board with an undying creature) or 4 gravecrawlers means I can have 8 cards that let me sack as many times as I have mana for. It has "consistency", but creature combos are very easily broken up. That said, this is just for lulz, but it wouldn't be hard to sneak one of these combos into a perfectly viable BR zombie deck that isn't so reliant on combos.

Date added	12 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 4 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.00