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Shooty McGreven: SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos)

QueenMarkitta


  • _CRAWWWWWLING IN GREVENNNNNN
  • THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEALLLLL
  • SHOOTINGMYSELFINTHEFACE IS HOW I FALLLLL
  • CONFUSING ALL MY OPPONENNNTTTSSS_

Hello my fellow intellectuals, are sick and tired of playing Magic the Gathering against people who don't understand the darkest depths of despair?! Are you looking for a deck that can hurt you better than your opponents can hurt you?! Do you sometimes feel like you are TIRED OF BEEEEING WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BEEEEEE... ?!!!!

Look no further than this Greven the Edgelord self-hatred deck!

Remember, life is only suffering, so tap your Pain Lands first thing in the morning and Unspeakable Symbol your little black heart out. Also, none of your creature friends really care about you, so go ahead and sacrifice them (it's okay, you're playing in black--death is just as temporary as any pathetic, fleeting moments of happiness you've ever experienced).

Sure, you can Voltron your way to a win by using lifegain to punch yourself hard and your friends harder, but why bother? I mean, you can use Bolas's Citadel to draw your entire deck while your lifeblood pours onto the floor, inflicting untold suffering upon your opponents... but WHY BOTHER? Teach your meta a lesson; if anyone dares sully your life total with damage YOU didn't inflict yourself, Wall of Blood yourself until you're dead. Nobody puts Greven in a corner... except Greven!

  • (Chorus)
  • LIFEGAINED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
  • BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
  • GREVEN MADE A WALL (of Blood) TO LOSE IT ALL
  • BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTERRRRRRRRRR

This deck is dedicated to eighth grade me.

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92% Casual

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Date added 4 years
Last updated 3 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

8 - 0 Mythic Rares

41 - 0 Rares

26 - 0 Uncommons

17 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.88
Tokens Bat 1/1 B, Copy Clone, Elemental 0/1 R
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