Simic Dick Chamber

Commander / EDH

Tomfoolery

Creature (37)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Arashi, the Sky Asunder
• 1x Cloudthresher
• 1x Coiling Oracle
• 1x Cold-Eyed Selkie
• 1x Draining Whelk
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Experiment Kraj
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Heartwood Storyteller
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kederekt Leviathan
• 1x Krosan Tusker
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Murkfiend Liege
• 1x Myojin of Life's Web
• 1x Mystic Snake
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Mana
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Overbeing of Myth
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Plaxcaster Frogling
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Simic Sky Swallower
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spearbreaker Behemoth
• 1x Sporeback Troll
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Tornado Elemental
• 1x Trygon Predator
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Winged Coatl
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Woodfall Primus
• 1x Yavimaya Elder

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor

Land (40)

• 1x Ancient Ziggurat
• 1x Blinkmoth Well
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 13x Forest
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 9x Island
• 1x Llanowar Reborn
• 1x Lonely Sandbar
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Novijen, Heart of Progress
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Tranquil Thicket
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Artifact (10)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Instant (6)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Hinder
• 1x Jace's Ingenuity
• 1x Spin into Myth

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Genesis Wave
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Tooth and Nail

Commander (1)

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"Birthing pod" that Momir Vig decided to jam his dick into, resulting in many experimental krajs.

Sometimes giving birth to frogs, other times to things like a fucking demigod spirit that shits out of the graveyard. Fucking necrophiles.

Date added	12 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.37
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G