Simic Up Your Ass

Standard GU (Simic)

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Creature (21)

• 4x Cloudfin Raptor
• 2x Elusive Krasis
• 2x Experiment One
• 2x Fathom Mage
• 1x Master Biomancer
• 1x Vorapede
• 2x Wasteland Viper
• 4x Young Wolf
• 3x Zameck Guildmage

Land (22)

• 9x Forest
• 9x Island
• 4x Simic Guildgate

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Ooze Flux

Artifact (2)

• 2x Simic Keyrune

Instant (12)

• 3x Bioshift
• 2x Hunger of the Howlpack
• 3x Rapid Hybridization
• 4x Simic Charm

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Blessings of Nature

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 2x Crocanura
• 1x Fathom Mage
• 1x Wasteland Viper

Artifact (1)

• 1x Simic Keyrune

Instant (8)

• 2x Biomass Mutation
• 2x Hunger of the Howlpack
• 2x Naturalize
• 2x Plummet

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Sleep

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This deck focuses on pumping up my creatures with evolve and some spells, while being able to avoid board wipes with undying and other effects. Some of the better creatures, such as Master Biomancer and Vorapede, are only one-ofs because that's all I have at the moment. I would like to add one of each of those, plus some better dual lands. Because let's face it, guildgates suck.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 3 - 3 Rares 20 - 4 Uncommons 17 - 8 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.03
Tokens	Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Ooze X/X G